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Orrex

(67,409 posts) Sun Aug 31, 2025, 09:15 AM Aug 2025

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Blood pressure cuff exploded when he learned that a landscaping stone was scratched?

After a speedy and clandestine heart transplant, the heart rejected him?

Stroked out upon return from secret four day jaunt to island recommended by Ghislaine Maxwell?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Aug 2025 OP

From what I read here yesterday, we need to be careful wishing for his demise. Xavier Breath Aug 2025 #1

Yeah, we've had a few of those lol Orrex Aug 2025 #2

That poor snowflake! JohnQFunk Aug 2025 #3

Suffered a cerebral hemorrhage when told the countries he chose to impose tariffs on, weren't real countries. surfered Aug 2025 #4

Good one! SheltieLover Aug 2025 #7

Bwaaaaah malaise Aug 2025 #9

Man, that second one is going to be nothing but trouble. Xavier Breath Aug 2025 #16

Elon will launch him for there. And that cartoon is a blast from the past surfered Aug 2025 #27

Snort, that's hilarious! Dave Bowman Aug 2025 #31

Please tell me Stephen Miller donated that heart surfered Aug 2025 #5

Do you think president steve ever had a heart? SheltieLover Aug 2025 #8

Maybe for breakfast. Orrex Aug 2025 #13

Lol! Great reply. Dave Bowman Aug 2025 #32

Apparently not yet, but we are a day closer to the celebration! SheltieLover Aug 2025 #6

After seeing a photo of Ashley and Joe at the beach 2MuchNoise Aug 2025 #10

Took medical advice from RFK jr. Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Aug 2025 #11

I hope he is taking medical advice from RFK, Jr. and Dr. Oz. yardwork Aug 2025 #44

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Aug 2025 #12

There is too much dust on my bottle. Swede Aug 2025 #15

Sadly true! niyad Aug 2025 #17

- surfered Aug 2025 #29

Someday we will be free of this lunatic 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Aug 2025 #24

Me too. Joinfortmill Aug 2025 #43

A special bottle with his name on it in the frig. yellow dahlia Aug 2025 #47

They pickled his head in an oversized bottle of formaldehyde C_U_L8R Aug 2025 #14

Pickled pig's head. 2MuchNoise Aug 2025 #20

"He says he hates dogs. Therefore I will be DOGS' retribution!" hlthe2b Aug 2025 #18

Good boy! surfered Aug 2025 #25

Hahaha Joinfortmill Aug 2025 #45

Sucked down to the underworld by the devil? mahina Aug 2025 #19

Fell through the crack in the WH concrete football field. twodogsbarking Aug 2025 #21

Nope Gimpyknee Aug 2025 #22

Good grief. I know this is a daily thread. LOL LeftInTX Aug 2025 #23

It was because we usually *do* see him every day; Ocelot II Aug 2025 #30

I think his hand is rotting. GreenWave Aug 2025 #26

And so is his brain. Dave Bowman Aug 2025 #33

Ivana told me he has 2 weeks. Even the dead are hopeful. 58Sunliner Aug 2025 #28

Nope not yet , but we are getting closer. republianmushroom Aug 2025 #34

He died of acute stupidity. Dave Bowman Aug 2025 #35

No but malaise Aug 2025 #36

Just wait....it's coming...or .... MiHale Aug 2025 #37

Let's Go Whatever that thing on his Hand is LetMyPeopleVote Aug 2025 #38

Chewing on a canister of compressed air. no_hypocrisy Aug 2025 #39

Nope still waiting... ShazzieB Aug 2025 #40

Winnie the Pooh sop Aug 2025 #41

Much, much closer. Joinfortmill Aug 2025 #42

He's definitely one day closer to death. yardwork Aug 2025 #46

I keep checking the news in the AM to find out Sanity Claws Sep 2025 #48