On CNN just now, the ding-dong ditch suspect had over 20 guns in his house.

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9. One Halloween night in my youth, a couple of my friends and I....

...took a gunny sack with some cow manure and a little gasoline to the home of a teacher we disliked, lit the sack on the front porch, rang the doorbell and ran like hell. In today's world, that would get the death penalty from a homeowner like this guy. It is sick.