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Orrex

(67,465 posts) Sun Sep 7, 2025, 09:58 AM Sep 2025

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Eliminated by bitter, unemployed Onion writers?

Killed after secretly accepting a $250K payoff from Epstein?

Napalmed in the morning by Francis Ford Coppola?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Sep 2025 OP

Nope but he ain't heard nothing about nothing (North Korea) underpants Sep 2025 #1

Lying... LaRaven Sep 2025 #29

It's disgusting that the press lets him get away with this. Orrex Sep 2025 #38

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Sep 2025 #2

Hope it ages well 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Sep 2025 #6

Soon... SheltieLover Sep 2025 #26

👠👠👠👠👠👠 SheltieLover Sep 2025 #25

Taken out by the Chicago Mob Martin Eden Sep 2025 #3

He gives Don a bad name. (?) littlemissmartypants Sep 2025 #30

That was the last straw for them Martin Eden Sep 2025 #45

No but malaise Sep 2025 #4

Apparently it's a Free Fire Zone surfered Sep 2025 #8

No. It's flat-out murder. GoCubsGo Sep 2025 #42

His organs shut down as the result of the... surfered Sep 2025 #5

Ooh---nice one! Orrex Sep 2025 #14

... SheltieLover Sep 2025 #27

Unemployed Onion Writers and Napalmed by Coppola.!! surfered Sep 2025 #7

An oldie but goodie, but I dreamed someone trucked in a "shit-load" of alligators to Mar-a-Lago last night... hlthe2b Sep 2025 #9

Great dream. Only thing is i'd like to see gator clamping down on his legs. bluestarone Sep 2025 #11

The gator would chomp his legs off Blue Owl Sep 2025 #23

HAHAHA! Well, that's ok too. bluestarone Sep 2025 #24

Being able to see the expression on his face would also be a plus! 😠 ShazzieB Sep 2025 #46

Gator swallowed his cell phone. twodogsbarking Sep 2025 #13

Too good to hope for surfered Sep 2025 #15

Nope, but for the meantime Yonnie3 Sep 2025 #10

And sent to a " shit hole" country where he doesn't speak the language surfered Sep 2025 #16

He barely can speak English so send him anywhere. 👍 Dave Bowman Sep 2025 #19

I want him entirely unable. Not even a grunt or groan. littlemissmartypants Sep 2025 #31

Gaggled by a gaggle of geese. twodogsbarking Sep 2025 #12

Not yet, damn, but, we are a day closer. republianmushroom Sep 2025 #17

Excellent point! littlemissmartypants Sep 2025 #32

Bone spur to the brain, baby. Dave Bowman Sep 2025 #18

Decaying skin on head falls off, revealing robot underneath it. Wicked Blue Sep 2025 #20

That's what I heard on Reddit. nt BWdem4life Sep 2025 #21

Well, that settles it! Orrex Sep 2025 #22

Hahaha! littlemissmartypants Sep 2025 #33

Not yet, but the day is young & we are a day closer SheltieLover Sep 2025 #28

- surfered Sep 2025 #34

Hiya! SheltieLover Sep 2025 #36

Let's revisit this in two weeks... MiHale Sep 2025 #35

Lol SheltieLover Sep 2025 #37

Another day of disappointment in the obituaries. WestMichRad Sep 2025 #39

Not yet. Beacool Sep 2025 #40

I'm looking forward to these posts changing to "Is he still dead?" CaptainTruth Sep 2025 #41

😻 underpants Sep 2025 #43

For this thread LetMyPeopleVote Sep 2025 #44

Come on, Donald! ShazzieB Sep 2025 #47