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In reply to the discussion: Is he dead yet? [View all]

Yonnie3

(19,578 posts)
10. Nope, but for the meantime
Sun Sep 7, 2025, 11:13 AM
Sep 2025

I'm envisioning him:

homeless and being pushed out from wherever he finds to rest by armed men.

being turned away from medical services because he is said to be able bodied and capable of working.

snatched from the street and disappeared by masked men who think his orange color and strange manner of speech prove he is not American.

...

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Sep 2025 OP
Nope but he ain't heard nothing about nothing (North Korea) underpants Sep 2025 #1
Lying... LaRaven Sep 2025 #29
It's disgusting that the press lets him get away with this. Orrex Sep 2025 #38
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Sep 2025 #2
Hope it ages well 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Sep 2025 #6
Soon... SheltieLover Sep 2025 #26
👠👠👠👠👠👠 SheltieLover Sep 2025 #25
Taken out by the Chicago Mob Martin Eden Sep 2025 #3
He gives Don a bad name. (?) littlemissmartypants Sep 2025 #30
That was the last straw for them Martin Eden Sep 2025 #45
No but malaise Sep 2025 #4
Apparently it's a Free Fire Zone surfered Sep 2025 #8
No. It's flat-out murder. GoCubsGo Sep 2025 #42
His organs shut down as the result of the... surfered Sep 2025 #5
Ooh---nice one! Orrex Sep 2025 #14
... SheltieLover Sep 2025 #27
Unemployed Onion Writers and Napalmed by Coppola.!! surfered Sep 2025 #7
An oldie but goodie, but I dreamed someone trucked in a "shit-load" of alligators to Mar-a-Lago last night... hlthe2b Sep 2025 #9
Great dream. Only thing is i'd like to see gator clamping down on his legs. bluestarone Sep 2025 #11
The gator would chomp his legs off Blue Owl Sep 2025 #23
HAHAHA! Well, that's ok too. bluestarone Sep 2025 #24
Being able to see the expression on his face would also be a plus! 😠 ShazzieB Sep 2025 #46
Gator swallowed his cell phone. twodogsbarking Sep 2025 #13
Too good to hope for surfered Sep 2025 #15
Nope, but for the meantime Yonnie3 Sep 2025 #10
And sent to a " shit hole" country where he doesn't speak the language surfered Sep 2025 #16
He barely can speak English so send him anywhere. 👍 Dave Bowman Sep 2025 #19
I want him entirely unable. Not even a grunt or groan. littlemissmartypants Sep 2025 #31
Gaggled by a gaggle of geese. twodogsbarking Sep 2025 #12
Not yet, damn, but, we are a day closer. republianmushroom Sep 2025 #17
Excellent point! littlemissmartypants Sep 2025 #32
Bone spur to the brain, baby. Dave Bowman Sep 2025 #18
Decaying skin on head falls off, revealing robot underneath it. Wicked Blue Sep 2025 #20
That's what I heard on Reddit. nt BWdem4life Sep 2025 #21
Well, that settles it! Orrex Sep 2025 #22
Hahaha! littlemissmartypants Sep 2025 #33
Not yet, but the day is young & we are a day closer SheltieLover Sep 2025 #28
- surfered Sep 2025 #34
Hiya! SheltieLover Sep 2025 #36
Let's revisit this in two weeks... MiHale Sep 2025 #35
Lol SheltieLover Sep 2025 #37
Another day of disappointment in the obituaries. WestMichRad Sep 2025 #39
Not yet. Beacool Sep 2025 #40
I'm looking forward to these posts changing to "Is he still dead?" CaptainTruth Sep 2025 #41
😻 underpants Sep 2025 #43
For this thread LetMyPeopleVote Sep 2025 #44
Come on, Donald! ShazzieB Sep 2025 #47
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