You know, one of these days, you're going to oversleep by a few hours. [View all]

[LuckyCharms]

Maybe you're not feeling well, maybe you had a tough weekend...you're going to oversleep for whatever reason.

Then you'll wake up, make some coffee, and drag you ass to your computer...and all the websites will be down across the country.

And you'll be thinking...WTF?

And you'll notice some commotion outside of your window.

"What happened"?, you'll think.

You'll turn on your TV, and you will find out that all of the TV stations are out, except for one local station that has a rudimentary Chyron flashed on TV stating that all internet and TV stations are out of service because TRUMP FUCKING DIED OVERNIGHT AND PEOPLE ARE IN THE STREETS DANCING SO HARD THAT THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED BY THE DANCING TOOK OUT EVERY PIECE OF COMPUTER HARDWARE AND BROADCAST EQUIPMENT IN THE COUNTRY.

And then, you'll go outside and dance in the street, preferably naked...like I'm going to do.

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