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littlemissmartypants

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14. 😆 The...

Reply to usonian (Reply #8)

Fri Sep 12, 2025, 03:06 AM

Sep 2025

Athletic trainer, pictured left, is about to explain to the Trained cannoli hound ( Level 10+++) expert, pictured R, the exact number of personal tail chases it will take once the sniff test is completed and the cannoli is located to work off those calories which the expert will likely soon forget. They have a 300% cannoli location success rate, obviously.

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About that video of CK shooter climbing off roof - [View all] werdna Sep 2025 OP

He's also not a danger to the community apparently newdeal2 Sep 2025 #1

Good question. No answer. OAITW r.2.0 Sep 2025 #2

The obvious answer is magical thinking and time travel. According to 'Q' of course. littlemissmartypants Sep 2025 #12

Agree, noway the guy climbing off the building in the video had a long rifle with him. still-prayin4rain Sep 2025 #3

And, as you say, he WALKED across the street! Totally Tunsie Sep 2025 #9

From the video markodochartaigh Sep 2025 #4

An "imported Mauser .30-06 bolt action rifle" can quickly be broken down to be small? still-prayin4rain Sep 2025 #6

I heard that they had also found a screwdriver markodochartaigh Sep 2025 #11

An older model is what the NY Times said all yesterday afternoon! Prairie Gates Sep 2025 #16

When did he break down the gun? Prairie Gates Sep 2025 #18

Yes. Feel Good Inc Sep 2025 #20

Is that right? Prairie Gates Sep 2025 #22

lol not true obamanut2012 Sep 2025 #24

Yes. Kirk was shot at 12:21 or 12:22 the video shows the person dropping from the roof at 12:24ish Feel Good Inc Sep 2025 #25

Yes markodochartaigh Sep 2025 #31

If no other explanation, loosen a screw or two and the rifle fits in a backpack. Silent Type Sep 2025 #5

Well, I have not seen the video, but is it possible he simply dropped it from the roof before climbing down? AZJonnie Sep 2025 #7

People don't seem to look for the simple explanations first, like they tossed it off out of sight of the video. Bernardo de La Paz Sep 2025 #13

I don't understand your first point Prairie Gates Sep 2025 #17

I finally got a chance to see the video Bernardo de La Paz Sep 2025 #19

So they didn't toss it off the roof? Prairie Gates Sep 2025 #23

He left the gun. Patel's charges are searching for the cannoli. usonian Sep 2025 #8

😆 The... littlemissmartypants Sep 2025 #14

Somebody shot Calvin Klein? Oeditpus Rex Sep 2025 #10

I chuckled, I'm a big BTTF fan fujiyamasan Sep 2025 #15

The resolution is so bad you can barely tell its there. But there does appear to be BootinUp Sep 2025 #21

Look closer. He's carrying the weapon and drops when he falls to the ground. Then he picks it up OLDMDDEM Sep 2025 #26

yes, the video I saw clearly shows that Celerity Sep 2025 #28

yes, the video I saw clearly shows that Celerity Sep 2025 #29

Carrying a rifle in Utah apparently is no big thing Bmoboy Sep 2025 #27

As with the trump "assassination attempt," I imagine there will be many such questions that are never answered. Scrivener7 Sep 2025 #30