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Bernardo de La Paz

(60,320 posts)
5. How horrible! Pets won't get raptured! People will be so bored and lonely in heaven
Mon Sep 22, 2025, 01:06 PM
Sep 2025
Talking Heads -- Heaven

Everyone is trying to get to the bar.
The name of the bar, the bar is called Heaven.
The band in Heaven plays my favorite song.
They play it once again, they play it all night long.

Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.
Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.

There is a party, everyone is there.
Everyone will leave at exactly the same time.
Its hard to imagine that nothing at all
Could be so exciting, and so much fun.

Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.
Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.

When this kiss is over it will start again.
It will not be any different, it will be exactly the same.
It's hard to imagine that nothing at all
Could be so exciting, could be so much fun.

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It would be better all around if they just rapture out the worst of the worst. marble falls Sep 2025 #1
I vote for a Reverse Rapture Bernardo de La Paz Sep 2025 #6
We have friendly people standing by to help you with your rapture preparations. Norrrm Sep 2025 #2
In a different version of this story, one of the helpful people was giving tips. allegorical oracle Sep 2025 #20
Well, they could DiverDave Sep 2025 #24
The world would be much better off if all the ChristoFascists disappeared today. 3catwoman3 Sep 2025 #3
Wait! Doesn't the prediction say that Jesus will come and rapture up all the true Christians? jls4561 Sep 2025 #4
Yes, true story. These MAGA's would NEVER be in the bluestarone Sep 2025 #7
How horrible! Pets won't get raptured! People will be so bored and lonely in heaven Bernardo de La Paz Sep 2025 #5
There's a Twilight Zone episode where a man is told his dog can't go to heaven with him and he refuses to go. jls4561 Sep 2025 #10
Bookmarking yellow dahlia Sep 2025 #8
People roll their eyes at "the rapture," but believe the other goofy bible nonsense JoseBalow Sep 2025 #9
Or other goofy "USA" nonsense. erronis Sep 2025 #11
Aww, comeon canetoad Sep 2025 #18
If thine eye offends thee... JoseBalow Sep 2025 #22
What time does it start? And Which time zone? Jerry2144 Sep 2025 #12
Dibs on any Tri-5 Chevies if the owner gets raptured! yellowcanine Sep 2025 #13
I've been meaning to fleece these people by starting a Dr. T Sep 2025 #14
Just read this article and the best part is in the commentd. soldierant Sep 2025 #15
I've been known to pray to the gods during those moments of rapture (or rupture). erronis Sep 2025 #17
I am! H2O Man Sep 2025 #16
My Aunt, who I loved very much in spite of it, was a Jehovah's Witness. She used to leave copies of the Watchtower... NNadir Sep 2025 #19
I guess I haven't been paying attention BlueSpot Sep 2025 #21
Maybe Krasnov will fly away with them. GoodRaisin Sep 2025 #23
Yea, except Krasnov will argue that he knows more than God bluestarone Sep 2025 #25
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