Is he dead yet?

[Buddyzbuddy]

9. While at Home Depot shopping

for more gold covered plaster appliques, one of the industrial size steel shelving units was bumped by a forklift causing a domino effect, which resulted in him being crushed. He was completely covered by the shelf and gold covered plaster, except for his little feet poking out from under the shelving unit and his long red tie.
As a side note, the migrants began chasing down ICE agents in the parking lot because somebody yelled
"the b.tch is dead".