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Showing Original Post only (View all)Is he dead yet? [View all]
Decapitated with Eisenhower's sword?
Consumed by hellfire while exploiting pediatric cancer patients?
Drowned head-first while trying to retrieve a Trump Coin that someone tossed in a port-a-potty?
Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?
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Fatal seizure upon realizing a vision of his desired coin with "Asshole" across the top?
SheltieLover
Oct 2025
#3
I am quite sure all surviving members of Blue Oyster Cult are thoroughly disgusted with
Jack Valentino
Oct 2025
#12
Melaaaaniaaaah's hair turns to snakes and she turns Donald Fuck to stone. And that's the truth.
twodogsbarking
Oct 2025
#6
I think it'd be cool if all those schlocky gold doodads he put all the Oval fell off all at once
LymphocyteLover
Oct 2025
#13
Done in by a group of fanatical numismatists demanding that all profiles on coins must be dead at least two years?
jls4561
Oct 2025
#24
I was so excited today. I thought this was an obituary -- turns out I was very wrong.
LetMyPeopleVote
Oct 2025
#29