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IcyPeas

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18. I don't care if it rains or freezes

Mon Oct 6, 2025, 10:13 PM

Oct 2025

I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I've got my plastic Jesus
Sitting on the dashboard of my car
Comes in colors pink and pleasant
Glows in the dark cause it's iridescent
Take it with you ... when you travel far.

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Trump: "I want to be good because you want to prove to God so you go to that next step, right? So that's very important [View all] tblue37 Oct 2025 OP

Just do it dweller Oct 2025 #1

Is he effing with us? ecstatic Oct 2025 #2

He want's to go where Epstein is and god ain't there. spanone Oct 2025 #3

prayer might be perfect for trump rampartd Oct 2025 #16

He can swear there ain't no heaven... regnaD kciN Oct 2025 #34

"He'll never know by livin'... 3catwoman3 Oct 2025 #76

Go to hell, asshole dalton99a Oct 2025 #4

If Hell exists, he will. Ocelot II Oct 2025 #6

Does he even believe in God? It seems like he thinks he *is* God. Ocelot II Oct 2025 #5

I'm from a Catholic family and definitely iemanja Oct 2025 #17

Good luck with that, Donald. tblue37 Oct 2025 #7

Jesus is laughing so hard he is about to pee his pants! sheshe2 Oct 2025 #19

That was my immediate reaction, too. tblue37 Oct 2025 #27

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 sheshe2 Oct 2025 #29

I just saw this image. Nearly spit out my coffee. niyad Oct 2025 #44

lol...same here when I saw it! 🤣 sheshe2 Oct 2025 #46

"It would be easier for Trump to pass through the eye of a needle, than for him to enter the kingdom of heaven." sop Oct 2025 #52

😲! mwmisses4289 Oct 2025 #71

Tell me without telling me that you know absolutely nothing about the tenets of Christianity. tanyev Oct 2025 #8

lolololol Solly Mack Oct 2025 #9

For a man who has embraced leftieNanner Oct 2025 #10

Somebody must be feel his mortality and the flames licking at his heels dflprincess Oct 2025 #11

Translation: I had to stop it with the hookers and what not. Maru Kitteh Oct 2025 #12

Feigning theism is part of his ruse. He even sucks at atheism! RedWhiteBlueIsRacist Oct 2025 #13

That's not how it works. Xolodno Oct 2025 #14

That's how I feel BlueKota Oct 2025 #77

Better hurry donald! Hurry! Go QUICK! You don't want to miss the good seats Maru Kitteh Oct 2025 #15

I don't care if it rains or freezes IcyPeas Oct 2025 #18

Thanks for the earworm. niyad Oct 2025 #45

Sorry Donnie. boonecreek Oct 2025 #20

Taking notice of one's own mortality. It happens. Now what. sprinkleeninow Oct 2025 #21

hiding that hand krawhitham Oct 2025 #22

American Tune struggle4progress Oct 2025 #23

Don't wait one more day to find out. usonian Oct 2025 #24

Krasnov wanting "to be good for God to take the next step". GoodRaisin Oct 2025 #25

Well sir you make this life feel like hell for us every day so I'm not too concerned with your eternity. Hope22 Oct 2025 #26

When he is dead he will be in a better place. Rotting Klarkashton Oct 2025 #28

What the heck does that even mean, donald? calimary Oct 2025 #30

He's the walking, talking embodiment of the seven deadly sins Emrys Oct 2025 #31

Newsflash Don Old, you'll end up next to Noem's puppy Hassler Oct 2025 #32

That pup is in heaven. mwmisses4289 Oct 2025 #72

An interesting story that Jesus told RainCaster Oct 2025 #33

Who is going to tell him? Baitball Blogger Oct 2025 #35

I will: Hey orange f-wad you are going straight to hell for eternity. Irish_Dem Oct 2025 #40

You're so elegant and succinct. Baitball Blogger Oct 2025 #43

The three year old's view of theology. First of all, livetohike Oct 2025 #36

Kind of directly opposes the "prosperity gospels" Orrex Oct 2025 #37

But Donald, God sees through all your lies. eShirl Oct 2025 #38

Sounds like a bad man who has been told he is dying. Irish_Dem Oct 2025 #39

Sacrilege. (nt) Paladin Oct 2025 #41

I can't be consoled by the promise that TSF will be consigned to the Fires of Hell b/c no_hypocrisy Oct 2025 #42

Once again covering right hand. Kingofalldems Oct 2025 #47

Someone went to Sunday School Lettuce Be Oct 2025 #48

Well, Sire, you have a long way to go before you get within striking distance of "good." Vinca Oct 2025 #49

I don't know why folks are getting into a lather over this. Disaffected Oct 2025 #50

Hard to believe that some people admire the POS. All my neighbors do (Texas). walkingman Oct 2025 #51

Let's find out RIGHT NOW Blue Owl Oct 2025 #53

"Trump says there's no reason to be good - other than to get into heaven" J_William_Ryan Oct 2025 #54

Religion says that. Donald heard the message. Nt Maru Kitteh Oct 2025 #64

Surely he will get close by pardoning Ghislaine Maxwell! kysrsoze Oct 2025 #55

That's why he dropped his appeals of the E. Jean Carroll rulings BeyondGeography Oct 2025 #56

Looking towards death, it's still all about HIM C_U_L8R Oct 2025 #57

If there were a Xian afterlife, Dump is plainly the sort who would burn in hell. RockRaven Oct 2025 #58

Ha Ha! He thinks he'll be able to con God.... Sogo Oct 2025 #59

If there is a hell, Trump is destined for it. W_HAMILTON Oct 2025 #60

Hed be much further on track if he just fired stephen miller and Sebastian gorka SSJVegeta Oct 2025 #61

Belief in a cruel God makes a cruel man. Thomas Paine Ping Tung Oct 2025 #62

Hurry and die and tweet to us how that next step works so we can all do it. Autumn Oct 2025 #63

"I want to be good...." Rob H. Oct 2025 #65

He can lie to us, to his base, to the whole world, but lying to God is a whole new level of hubris. patphil Oct 2025 #66

God hates liars -misanthroptimist Oct 2025 #67

Probably followed with: Justice matters. Oct 2025 #68

He wouldn't know how to "do good" choie Oct 2025 #69

Dump is bad, he will go to hell, because all he has ever done is create hell on earth for everyone else Clouds Passing Oct 2025 #70

Good? You wouldn't know good if it bit you in the ass, psycho. Dave Bowman Oct 2025 #73

. Chemical Bill Oct 2025 #74

Go to the next step? canetoad Oct 2025 #75

His escalator only goes down.... The Madcap Oct 2025 #78