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Orrex

(67,443 posts) Tue Oct 7, 2025, 06:04 AM Oct 2025

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Head crushed by coin press while inspecting his $1 "commemorative" coin?

Charred to a crisp by a shock collar that zaps him each time he lies?

Cast into oblivion by eldritch entities when he consulted the Necronomicon once too often?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Oct 2025 OP

No but malaise Oct 2025 #1

Docs must've given him some bad news... SheltieLover Oct 2025 #4

We can hope malaise Oct 2025 #5

Yes! SheltieLover Oct 2025 #8

This is at least the second time recently that I've heard of him talking about death. ShazzieB Oct 2025 #15

It should be malaise Oct 2025 #16

What's really funny is... ShazzieB Oct 2025 #18

THIS😀 malaise Oct 2025 #2

Not yet, that we know of, but it' still early... SheltieLover Oct 2025 #3

Barron had enuf...went all Lizzie Borden on him...with 47 whacks MiHale Oct 2025 #6

"Uggh! I just can't take this disappointing news anymore!" hlthe2b Oct 2025 #7

Visited Arlington National Cemetery and was ghosted to eternity. Thousands of ghosts singing and dancing. twodogsbarking Oct 2025 #9

Nope Gimpyknee Oct 2025 #10

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Oct 2025 #11

My dream is that this nightmare ends.🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾 surfered Oct 2025 #13

Suffered a fatal conniption fit when told all Puerto Ricans are US citizens under a law passed in 1917. surfered Oct 2025 #12

Visualizing him being lowered into a hole and covered with dirt Blue Owl Oct 2025 #14

No, of course he's not dead. We should be so lucky. ShazzieB Oct 2025 #17

A particularly *spicy set of options by Orrex today! 😄👍 electric_blue68 Oct 2025 #19