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Orrex

(67,528 posts) Thu Oct 9, 2025, 06:03 AM Oct 2025

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Keeled over immediately after Walter Reed declared him the most perfect human specimen of all time?

Stabbed by pantograph while posing for dollar coin?

Stroked out to learn that it's actually the Nobel prize; he only wanted it because he thought it was the Noble prize?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Oct 2025 OP

Withered away from sweatng over eps files impending release? SheltieLover Oct 2025 #1

"No? You're killing me!" hlthe2b Oct 2025 #2

Kristi Noem mistook him for a dog DeeDeeNY Oct 2025 #3

Isn''t it unfortunate what some people do to themselves? gordianot Oct 2025 #4

Was it the drooling... Chemical Bill Oct 2025 #25

No but malaise Oct 2025 #5

Bwaaaah😀 malaise Oct 2025 #6

I had a feeling that you'd like that one Orrex Oct 2025 #9

Barely literate best describes him malaise Oct 2025 #10

Invertebrate? surfered Oct 2025 #18

While I think the Nobel Committee tries hard to avoid the politics surrounding them, I'd bet they let the Norwegian hlthe2b Oct 2025 #13

Good gawd, why is it taking so long? WestMichRad Oct 2025 #7

Nope. Gimpyknee Oct 2025 #8

Pssssst! malaise Oct 2025 #20

No! Which begs the question... surfered Oct 2025 #11

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Oct 2025 #12

Another medical check up scheduled. We're getting closer 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Oct 2025 #19

We can't wait to put ours on ice. I feel the day is coming. NNadir Oct 2025 #27

Fell off the terlet and split open his head. Hundreds of dung beetles escaped. twodogsbarking Oct 2025 #14

Nicely played malaise Oct 2025 #16

39 degrees f here in centra pennsavanya with a frost warning for tonight. Stay well. twodogsbarking Oct 2025 #21

However, his long awaited death will cause a dilemma. surfered Oct 2025 #15

Blows his last gasket when Prairie_Seagull Oct 2025 #17

Trump is scheduled to have a "routine yearly check-up" only five months after his last one. surfered Oct 2025 #22

Heard that Greta Thunberg was under consideration for a Nobel Peace Prize and spontaneously combusted Blue Owl Oct 2025 #23

Nope, damn, he missed a good opportunity last night. republianmushroom Oct 2025 #24

Killed when the loose screws in his little brain are ripped through his skull during Walter Reed MRI? NNadir Oct 2025 #26