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24. Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn

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Tue Oct 14, 2025, 01:24 PM

Oct 2025

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/mike-johnson-son-monitor-porn-intake-covenant-eyes-1234870634/

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Mike Johnson decries 'naked bicyclers' in Portland as 'most threatening thing I've seen' [View all] cbabe Oct 2025 OP

May mikey receive everything he deserves. niyad Oct 2025 #1

X 1,000! SheltieLover Oct 2025 #8

Drop him off in the Middle of Burning Man. ChazInAz Oct 2025 #104

The Naked Bike ride in Philly used to pass by my house. No body shaming, but some folks.... GoneOffShore Oct 2025 #2

We have the Naked Bike Ride too in STLMO SWBTATTReg Oct 2025 #16

In Madison, WI too! Jilly_in_VA Oct 2025 #79

We are all naked under a layer of clothing. MineralMan Oct 2025 #17

Very true. And being ashamed of nakedness is far more prevalant in 'murica ..... groundloop Oct 2025 #96

That is also true. MineralMan Oct 2025 #97

Speaking Of Making Magic Mike Drool... Reputedly His Grindr Chat... Just Like Moses Luvs Him Sum Long Hard Smooth Staff MayReasonRule Oct 2025 #44

Fake News, I say! peppertree Oct 2025 #51

Because there isn't a sofa involved. mercuryblues Oct 2025 #69

Of course. How silly of me. peppertree Oct 2025 #86

Damn Sure Could Be Although I Hear That Vance Really Prefers Leather... Oh, Well Then That Well Could Be! MayReasonRule Oct 2025 #90

My take: Magic Mike only screws in the dark. allegorical oracle Oct 2025 #61

And in La Missionaire, besides! Jilly_in_VA Oct 2025 #78

Yeah, the hidden weapons those riders were carrying were scary! Nt spooky3 Oct 2025 #3

... orangecrush Oct 2025 #115

Threatening? To whom? haele Oct 2025 #4

It's the non-conformity that is so threatening to connedservatives, maga, and Guardians Of Pedophiles. . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Oct 2025 #56

Naked people probably do seem threatening to Holy Mike. Ocelot II Oct 2025 #5

He's threatened by naked women hadEnuf Oct 2025 #64

An old boyfriend of mine used to say if God wanted us to go around naked, we would have been born that way. Amaryllis Oct 2025 #95

Quick dweller Oct 2025 #6

Mike sounds like he is having the vapors. 😆 sheshe2 Oct 2025 #7

He can go to his buddy Lindsey on what to do rurallib Oct 2025 #49

Snort! electric_blue68 Oct 2025 #119

Frogs on bikes are the most scary. Quick, cbabe Oct 2025 #9

This was the opening for Colbert last night::: liberalla Oct 2025 #82

Really, Mike? Maybe you need to get out more. tanyev Oct 2025 #10

That's just because his son flagged him for being over his porn limit this month Iris Oct 2025 #11

this from the guy who's son monitors his HAB911 Oct 2025 #12

From the headline I thought this had to be Borowitz or the Onion AZJonnie Oct 2025 #13

That was my first thought as well. progressoid Oct 2025 #29

It's all they've got. rubbersole Oct 2025 #31

something seriously wrong with that dude eShirl Oct 2025 #14

In their rush to demonize, RWers constantly out themselves as the softest weakest people RockRaven Oct 2025 #15

So, naked bicyclists are more 'threatening' than masked, heavily armed men kicking in doors? sinkingfeeling Oct 2025 #18

Was he worried about the size of other men's... leftstreet Oct 2025 #19

Oh, That Johnson! BidenRocks Oct 2025 #30

You can call me Johnny or you can cal me oasis Oct 2025 #114

Worried about getting caught oogling them, more likely. GoCubsGo Oct 2025 #59

Fully unarmed AND undressed are "the most threatening" Arazi Oct 2025 #20

I think he meant to say, "the most arousing thing I've seen". LudwigPastorius Oct 2025 #21

So the naked people in Portland were more threatening then the insurrectionists on J6? irisblue Oct 2025 #22

This! MaineBlueBear Oct 2025 #62

Exactly. B.See Oct 2025 #91

Mikey must live a very sheltered life! Totally Tunsie Oct 2025 #23

Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Emile Oct 2025 #24

C'mon, Johnson's overseer role with a porn app is kinda creepy... allegorical oracle Oct 2025 #89

Afraid he'll get turned on? ananda Oct 2025 #25

In other words, nobody enjoyed the bicyclists' photos more Bristlecone Oct 2025 #26

I guess the reporters getting stonewalled... Trueblue Texan Oct 2025 #27

"threatening"? CousinIT Oct 2025 #28

Exposed and twisting in the wind... rubbersole Oct 2025 #34

Yo Mikey! ProudMNDemocrat Oct 2025 #32

Little man. Little man. C_U_L8R Oct 2025 #33

ROFL.... oh, MY they sure know how to push HIS buttons! OOOO nekkid peeps!! n/t TygrBright Oct 2025 #35

Isn't this the same guy who has his porno accountability buddy as his adopted son? Initech Oct 2025 #36

Apparently not a very good accountability buddy, mwmisses4289 Oct 2025 #42

No, it is his biological son, a teenager (or at least he was several years niyad Oct 2025 #43

Are you sure this isn't from the onion? Bizarre if true that the Speaker is upset. ashredux Oct 2025 #37

Mikey's popping a boner just poli-junkie Oct 2025 #38

Crikey, someone hand that man a mirror Warpy Oct 2025 #39

This from a guy who regularly kisses Trump's derriere . Pardon my French. surfered Oct 2025 #40

Hey,he's from Louisiana..that's polite French,btw. BattleRow Oct 2025 #45

He meant: Mad_Machine76 Oct 2025 #41

I bet Johnson's Covenant Eyes app had dobleremolque Oct 2025 #46

And He's Going to watch the videos again Deep State Witch Oct 2025 #47

There is only one honest impulse at the bottom of Puritanism Ping Tung Oct 2025 #48

Jealousy, thy name is Mike. usonian Oct 2025 #50

Mike's definitely a 'never nude.' Xavier Breath Oct 2025 #83

"I'll talk about naked bicyclists instead of Epstein or reopening the government" struggle4progress Oct 2025 #52

Magic Mike might be tempted by impure thoughts IronLionZion Oct 2025 #53

Wee-wees and hoo-has are the devil's playground. Xavier Breath Oct 2025 #84

No Wonder... BurnDoubt Oct 2025 #54

It's because he's getting uber turned on by it..... Quanto Magnus Oct 2025 #55

I'm certain Speaker johnson will engage in personal internet research about Naked Bicyclers. Torchlight Oct 2025 #57

Not the Onion?! Hekate Oct 2025 #58

Mikey, I hereby sentence you to 20 lashes with a wet noodle! NBachers Oct 2025 #60

Administered by a Pastafarian! mwmisses4289 Oct 2025 #67

All those barebutts. How can he contain himself? How can he restrain himself? How can he choose which one he wants? Clouds Passing Oct 2025 #63

What a baby/toddler/wuss! elleng Oct 2025 #65

He's afraid rambler_american Oct 2025 #66

Naked bikers are more threatening than the suffering you cause Americans with your Epstein shutdown aiding & abetting? ancianita Oct 2025 #68

Oh Mike. What the hell happened to you little buddy, all those years ago? Hmm? Maru Kitteh Oct 2025 #70

Does that mean he has never seen a naked body? milestogo Oct 2025 #71

Good thing he never saw an active shooter drill or the aftermath of a mass shooting JT45242 Oct 2025 #72

What is threatening about a naked person? They sure are not armed with a weapon. appleannie1 Oct 2025 #73

Well, now we know what triggers him.... COL Mustard Oct 2025 #74

Hey Mikey Maine Abu El Banat Oct 2025 #75

🤣😂🤣😂 Was Mikey afraid his kid would find out AllyCat Oct 2025 #76

For once, he's telling the truth... Fil1957 Oct 2025 #77

Nude cyclists bad, Hunter's privates displayed in a Congressional hearing good????? Vinca Oct 2025 #80

Sort of OT, but I find the idea of sitting naked on a bicycle seat really gross. I've never found... 3catwoman3 Oct 2025 #81

Grindr Mike says what? Botany Oct 2025 #85

Um, do they at least put paper towels over the bike seats? gulliver Oct 2025 #87

This will be a bit too graphic FHRRK Oct 2025 #117

He's just mad because they are not naked kids. RedWhiteBlueIsRacist Oct 2025 #88

Jerry Mahoney says whuuuut? B.See Oct 2025 #92

That boy aint right....nt Xolodno Oct 2025 #93

As a white Christian Nationalist he is offended by naked people n/t AntiFascist Oct 2025 #94

Says the guy who monitors his adopted son's porn. Blue Full Moon Oct 2025 #98

Mikey wants to see hi-res video dalton99a Oct 2025 #99

Pathetic little man. nt Exp Oct 2025 #100

This is what propaganda looks like. Puppyjive Oct 2025 #101

It took all of Johnson's strength to stop his son's phone from alerting. nt Gore1FL Oct 2025 #102

It could lead to dancing. RandySF Oct 2025 #103

"That's what it's all about..." cbabe Oct 2025 #106

Grind Ho, MAGA Mike Blue Owl Oct 2025 #105

Moses Mike is afraid of naked people? greatauntoftriplets Oct 2025 #107

Mike, take a hike in a bike! usonian Oct 2025 #108

The nekkid bicycle riders have been around for decades. Jacson6 Oct 2025 #109

He's envious. Turbineguy Oct 2025 #110

Mike Johnson needs to take a peek through the curtains of his little church and see what the real world really is. Beowulf42 Oct 2025 #111

This can only mean... Mike Nelson Oct 2025 #112

🎶I want to ride my bicycle........ LetMyPeopleVote Oct 2025 #113

a.k.a., what are all these men doing riding bikes topless, or in underwear, or completely naked.... FHRRK Oct 2025 #116

So many swing dicks takes his breath away. nt Hotler Oct 2025 #118

🤔 "threatening"... electric_blue68 Oct 2025 #120