Aspiring pop star Lara Trump offers herself up to perform at the right-wing alt Super Bowl halftime show

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21. I think if they do the whole thing on some field somewhere

they should get a huge Trump floatie like in the Macy's parades, only with a concave indentation at the bottom, and float it very low, 5 feet above the surface, so that at the close of the show, all the performers, guest political sycophants, Trump idolators and devotees, can scurry out onto the field beneath the grotesque and collectively, symbolically, stick their pointy little heads right up its BUM.

Oughta be a hoot.