MAGAts Are Supremely Triggered By "No Kings" Protests

[Moostache]

22. Then allow me to retort... (in my best Samuel L. Jackson / Pulp Fiction impression):

1) if Rump was a king, you couldn't have the protest, so there!
- fuck right off with that noise motherfucker, did you NOT hear the run up to the protests when they started field testing new boogeyman words and labels like "DTOs" (domestic terrorist organizations) or "anyone protesting should be arrested"? I know they feel warm and fuzzy and assured that only the black and brown people will be arrested and they don't REALLY ocunt anyway....but eventually the dictator comes for EVERYONE and fears ANYONE who makes a peep... its not about where we ARE you room temperature IQ pieces of Samsonite... its about the direction we are being taken.

2) No Kings day is July 4th dummies
- nope, that is "Happy Treason Day" from the Queen (and sadly now her idiot eldest son)...

3) everybody the turned out is old, from a nursing home or dementia ward
- I am not "old" yet...unless you ask my 18 year old daughter, who will insist that I am cringe and not allowed to say certain words or make certain gestures...my DAD is 83 and does suffer from progressive dementia, so maybe they were mistaking his piss and vinegear stance toward this administration for someone else? And FUCK THEM for the implicit idea that anyone over a certain age's opinion does not count when their own fucking emperor/god is a demented and addled fool with classic symptoms of 'sundowner syndrome' to boot!

4) what policies are they even protesting?
ICE
Tariffs
SCOTUS
DOGE
International mockery and agitation of allies
Being made fools in the international community
That ALONE is enough to have Trump removed, imprisoned and banned from public office in any sane nation or at least any one dedicated to its people and not the power of one political party with bad ideas, unpopular policies and a very interesting relationship with both the truth and repressed love of dictatorships.
JV Vance
Kash and Karry Patel
Puppy Killing BOTOX abusers
Illegal Immigrant wives and family getting a pass
Illegal gifts / bribes accepted
Being a Russian Stooge
Not being shot / Not actually winning / Being ALL OVER the files...

5) I've lived around here all my life and I didn't recognize anyone so they are all out-of-towners
- you did not recognize them because they have all stopped going out of their way to talk to you and avoid you like the plague because they see your red hats and flags and signs and (rightly) assume that to acknowledge you or engage in debatae with you would be as effective as pissing into the wind. We (and they) are 100% DONE WITH YOUR SHIT. I am sure that you are bright enough to understand that no matter WHERE the MILLIONS were from, they were ALL AMERICANS first. And they all hate your choices and your cult leader. Some might retain compassion for you (although I AM NOT IN THAT HOST - I hope you all fucking starve or die of preventable diseases following your insane anti-rational thought il duce.

Now, fuck right off and have a shitty day, but know they only get worse for you from here on out. Trump is a few months away from being a lame duck. After that he will try to force a way to violate the Constitution and run again but he will fail and after the Congress is returned to the adults next November, he will be impeached again an offer your pathetic party one final chance to do what's right and toss him the fuck overboard and attempt to retain a voice in the repair job that will be America 2028.