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3. Killed in a cattle stampede caused by pissed off US ranchers for buying beef from Argentina.

Tue Oct 21, 2025, 09:16 AM

Oct 2025

Plowed under by pissed off US farmers for causing China to buy soy beans from Argentina.

Assassinated by pissed off Argentinians for interfering in their Presidential election.

Garroted by pissed off fired USAID employees for giving Argentina $40 billion which was more than their annual budget.

Lynched by a pissed off mob of normal, ordinary, everyday Americans for shitting on them.

If you haven’t noticed, I’m pissed off.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Oct 2025 OP

Fell asleep in the east wing SocialDemocrat61 Oct 2025 #1

No but malaise Oct 2025 #2

I cannot imagine why slobby is allowed to do this SheltieLover Oct 2025 #5

Apparently there are no guardrails malaise Oct 2025 #8

Imho, he & his fuck up regeime should PAY for everything out of their own pockets SheltieLover Oct 2025 #11

Killed in a cattle stampede caused by pissed off US ranchers for buying beef from Argentina. surfered Oct 2025 #3

Right there with you, buddy! SheltieLover Oct 2025 #6

Good stuff! Joinfortmill Oct 2025 #27

Haunted by Eleanor Roosevelt for destroying the Office of the First Lady she established? SheltieLover Oct 2025 #4

one final meltdown on social media. AllaN01Bear Oct 2025 #18

This theatric display shows that this might be you, orange one... hlthe2b Oct 2025 #7

LOLOLOLOL! ShazzieB Oct 2025 #32

His flyover C-diff is antibiotic resistant? PuraVidaDreamin Oct 2025 #9

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Oct 2025 #10

Soon... SheltieLover Oct 2025 #12

VERY soon! niyad Oct 2025 #13

Like 79 years ago would've been perfect! SheltieLover Oct 2025 #14

Exactly!!! niyad Oct 2025 #15

I'm putting aside the dewali treats I received as a gift yesterday. NNadir Oct 2025 #17

OH, don't do that! IIRC, I left a bottle of bubbly in the trunk of my car and it froze and went KERFLOOEY... CTyankee Oct 2025 #21

I plan to put in the freezer at the time of the announcement of the orange pedphile's death. NNadir Oct 2025 #34

OK, just chill it for a bit. When should I plan to get to your house from New Haven? CTyankee Oct 2025 #36

It's about a 4 hour drive. We'll be drunk by the time you get here after the announcement. NNadir Oct 2025 #37

Never mind. CTyankee Oct 2025 #38

Well, we can all have our own bottle at home and toast Niyad. NNadir Oct 2025 #39

Yes. Especially since I scrwed up my own story. Alcohol doesn't freeze. What froze was a bottle of non-alcoholic wine. CTyankee Oct 2025 #40

You're speaking with a man who has frozen pure ethanol. NNadir Oct 2025 #42

I also keep chocolates on hand, replaced as needed. niyad Oct 2025 #22

greetings from the night shift. nope. nada . zero. sorry AllaN01Bear Oct 2025 #16

Today would not be too soon. WestMichRad Oct 2025 #19

Raked into eternity by Rand Paul. twodogsbarking Oct 2025 #20

Had forgotten that one! niyad Oct 2025 #23

Erased so much history that he erased himself too IronLionZion Oct 2025 #24

Terrorized by irate White House ghosts, resulting in massive stroke. Wicked Blue Oct 2025 #25

Every day I lay me down and ask that Satan takes him home and frees us all. Joinfortmill Oct 2025 #26

No, damn, but, we are getting closer to that day. republianmushroom Oct 2025 #28

I wish a part of the East WIng wall would drop on his head. WhiteTara Oct 2025 #29

Someone mistakes him for one of the inflatable animals seen at a No Kings rally, pumps him full of air generalbetrayus Oct 2025 #30

He's pretty full of air already. 2MuchNoise Oct 2025 #35

I just left a message at the office of the 'Committee for the Preservation of the White House'. Paper Roses Oct 2025 #31

Nope. ShazzieB Oct 2025 #33

A patriotic ss agent with nothing to lose? QueerDuck Oct 2025 #41