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Orrex

(67,398 posts)
Thu Oct 23, 2025, 10:01 AM Oct 2025

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Drowned in concrete while trying out his "shaking tiny fists" dance in the new ballroom?

Stroked out while questioned under oath by Michael Wolff?

Pleasured to death by six mysterious figures in black robes?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Oct 2025 OP
Well, he's dead from the neck up Coldwater Oct 2025 #1
Tripped over debris on floor of the former East Wing. no_hypocrisy Oct 2025 #2
Massive heart attack while having nightmare about the discovery phase while his idiots attempt to prosecute Brennan? SheltieLover Oct 2025 #3
Hmmm... SheltieLover Oct 2025 #4
"Contemplating ALL of the Above..." hlthe2b Oct 2025 #5
Dear President Trump: If you want to make America great again, all you have to do is drop dead! surfered Oct 2025 #6
One Day it will be over LetMyPeopleVote Oct 2025 #7
Waiting, waiting, waiting. Sure is taking a long time. Polly Hennessey Oct 2025 #8
Too long! surfered Oct 2025 #9
Strafed Marthe48 Oct 2025 #10
A genie appears to Melaaaaaahiaaaaahhh and grants her one wish. twodogsbarking Oct 2025 #11
Absolutely NOT!! We do not want him anywhere near OUR HOUSE!!! niyad Oct 2025 #18
What would the mob do? twodogsbarking Oct 2025 #21
Sorry, self wipeout of what I typed... MiHale Oct 2025 #12
Strokes out after being forced to watch seasons 27 and 28 of South Park on a continuous loop. generalbetrayus Oct 2025 #13
Tie gets caught in jack hammer and strangles. nt Prairie_Seagull Oct 2025 #14
I was hoping for the tie ceiling fan and we could see him spinning around. Yeeeehaaaaw. twodogsbarking Oct 2025 #22
Nope, damn, sure was praying and burning the voodoo candles. republianmushroom Oct 2025 #15
A falling transom window? QueerDuck Oct 2025 #16
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Oct 2025 #17
🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Oct 2025 #23
That last one caught me by surprise. But it also had me chuckling. littlemissmartypants Oct 2025 #19
What is the reference to "six mysterious figures in black robes"? What niyad Oct 2025 #20
Conservative Supreme Court justices. generalbetrayus Oct 2025 #24
Bingo Orrex Oct 2025 #25
Thanks niyad Oct 2025 #29
Thank you. I wondered if there were some weird new players that niyad Oct 2025 #28
Just the same old weird players, alas. Orrex Oct 2025 #30
Soon...one day soon, the blessed headlines await... Moostache Oct 2025 #26
Every day he doesn't, I let out a string of obscenities Blue Owl Oct 2025 #27
Well, we can't hope for a heart attack or a stroke Grim Chieftain Oct 2025 #31
No but malaise Oct 2025 #32
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