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Orrex

(66,516 posts) Thu Nov 13, 2025, 07:22 AM Nov 13

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Mauled to death by a dog that hasn't barked?

Severe colon blockage caused by Mike Johnson's head?

Fell into document shredder while visiting Bondi?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Nov 13 OP

Tried to eat the Epstein files before they could be released SocialDemocrat61 Nov 13 #1

No but Jeffreywill finish the job malaise Nov 13 #2

Mauled to death by a dog that hasn't barked? malaise Nov 13 #3

No, damn it, the evil creep is still alive Grim Chieftain Nov 13 #4

No but Coldwater Nov 13 #5

Or simply remembering to pull out in time. cstanleytech Nov 13 #8

That should be the photo on his malaise Nov 13 #17

Maybe he is.I was expecting a twitter shit storm at three in the morning Tribetime Nov 13 #6

I just wanted to add a little musical interlude.... Javaman Nov 13 #7

Howling with laughter malaise Nov 13 #31

No, but he's one day closer mercuryblues Nov 13 #9

Accidentally fell into a big pot of melted copper Emile Nov 13 #10

No, not physically, bagimin Nov 13 #11

Crushed and suffocated by millions of pennies from heaven. twodogsbarking Nov 13 #12

Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others. The same applies when you are twodogsbarking Nov 13 #13

I never tire of these Mira Nov 13 #14

Crushed by Epstein document dump surfered Nov 13 #15

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Nov 13 #16

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Nov 13 #18

Has to be soon, doesn't it? SheltieLover Nov 13 #25

Soon... SheltieLover Nov 13 #24

LMAO!!! I love #2 in particular! LymphocyteLover Nov 13 #19

I certainly agree. Hard to top. NNadir Nov 13 #29

No, but he's about to be 'hoisted by his own petard'. Joinfortmill Nov 13 #20

True dat! Deminpenn Nov 13 #21

Keeled over when he looked in a mirror & saw eps looking back? SheltieLover Nov 13 #22

JD slipped him a Mickey to hasten the transition process Blue Owl Nov 13 #23

ALL three Martin Eden Nov 13 #26

Not yet, but this whole situation must be terribly stressful.... Ocelot II Nov 13 #27

He should eat more hambrrders & KFC to alleviate his stress SheltieLover Nov 13 #28

Only a matter of time... "FIGHT CLUB in training!" hlthe2b Nov 13 #30

Gettin' there. Iggo Nov 13 #32

Nyet 💔. 58Sunliner Nov 13 #33

Everyone is asking this same question LetMyPeopleVote Nov 13 #34

Acute Epstein Associativism may be the condition that finally does him in. sop Nov 13 #35

Kick BlueWavePsych Nov 13 #36

Not even close.... OhioBack2Blue Nov 13 #37

Nope, damn, another disappointing day, republianmushroom Nov 13 #38

No, and Neither is Epstein, Apparently. MineralMan Nov 13 #39