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sheshe2

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28. Oh, honey, you will be roasting in hell for all eternity.

Reply to applegrove (Original post)

Wed Dec 3, 2025, 11:32 PM

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In the message titled “He didn’t save me for a participation trophy," Trump recounts hearing the “loud crack” in Butler, Pennsylvania, and "feeling the hand of God” move his head before the bullet “pierced [his] skin.” He writes that he is “blessed to be alive,” insisting that God spared him so he could “finish the mission… saving America," which he says is "the only way" he can "earn" a spot in heaven.

That wasn't the hand of God you fool. It was a warning shot from the Devil himself, and you failed. You flew to close to the sun.

Burn.

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