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Ocelot II

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3. Satan offered Jesus dominion over the whole world if he'd submit to and worship him.

Reply to global1 (Original post)

Mon Dec 15, 2025, 04:43 PM

Monday

And Jesus told Satan to fuck right off. Trump would have taken that deal in an instant - and maybe he did. But Satan will want his payoff, and probably soon.

I'm not really religious but I like the analogy.

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I Picture Trump Standing Outside The Pearly Gate Of Heaven Pleading With St. Peter To Let Him In..... [View all] global1 Monday OP

The devil will take all his money and kick him out saying hell is too good for you bastard. Irish_Dem Monday #1

He knows, as do the vast majority of shitbags, that there is no afterlife and therefore no punishment in it! Floyd R. Turbo Monday #2

He hopes there isn't. SheltieLover Monday #4

Satan offered Jesus dominion over the whole world if he'd submit to and worship him. Ocelot II Monday #3

and St. Pete be like..... Blue Owl Monday #5