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In reply to the discussion: As someone who suffers from a medical condition called "MICROPENIS" [View all]-..__...
(7,776 posts)149. Beween you, and this guy...
there's a Guinness Book of World Records special to be made...
Mr. Big Jonah Falcon was born with a blessing in, er, disguise. Until it took over his life
When Jonah Falcon was in fifth grade, his class was allowed to use the school swimming pool. Like many ten-year-olds, the boy was modest and decided to change into his swimsuit in a bathroom stall. Locker-room noises ricocheted outside as Jonah dropped his pants. Then, silence. At first, he wondered if everyone had run away. He looked up and saw fingers wrapped over the top of his stall. Then more fingers. And eyes. His classmates, as many as could wedge themselves around the perimeter of the stall, had hoisted themselves up to peer at what Jonah had exposed.
Jonah did not know it was unusual for a ten-year-old boy to have an eight-inch penis. He was unaware that his organ was already longer, thicker and heavier than any owned by his classmates' fathers. All he knew was that the silence and the staring boys made him want to burst out of the stall and run away. But Jonah didn't run away or close his eyes. Pinned inside the toilet stall, pants scrunched around his ankles, he saw a new expression in the eyes of the boys. They looked, Jonah thought, to be in the presence of God.
The average adult penis, according to the Kinsey Institute, measures just under six inches when erect. Most men -- about eighty-seven percent -- are between five and seven inches. Dr. Alfred Kinsey found that the largest reported penis was a bit more than nine inches erect.
Jonah Falcon's penis is 9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. Tense your forearm. Now wrap your hand around the middle of the muscle. That is the girth of Falcon's erection. Those who have witnessed it describe it as "grotesque," "gorgeous," "hideous" and "stunning." Falcon, who stands five foot nine, thinks his penis is perfectly formed, with a fifteen-degree downward curvature at the six-inch mark and absent the blotching, lumpiness and sudden bends that mark some oversize sex organs. A penis this size functions, physiologically, like any other, according to urologists, a claim substantiated by Falcon. His balls are proportionately huge, each the size of a grade-A jumbo egg. When erect, Falcon's penis generates enough heat to warm hands -- campfire style -- from a distance of six inches.
http://sizequeensmatters.blogspot.com/2009/10/mr-big-jonah-falcon-was-born-with.html
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As someone who suffers from a medical condition called "MICROPENIS" [View all]
datasuspect
Dec 2012
OP
People who use the term "retarded" to critique an idea aren't referring to developmentally disabled
slackmaster
Dec 2012
#106
OK, but there's a difference between using the word "retarded" and saying that someone is
EOTE
Dec 2012
#113
I think people who make "compensating for a small penis" arguments are themselves attempting...
slackmaster
Dec 2012
#120
No, I think it's OK to point out that a person is COMPENSATING for their inadequacies when obsessed
EOTE
Dec 2012
#131
Just DU google "penis" and "guns". 970,000 results. Here, I'll do it for you...
NYC_SKP
Dec 2012
#21
As a 'feminazi', I am partially responsible for your 'condition'. You're welcome.
PeaceNikki
Dec 2012
#13
Testicles, wasn't he a mythilogical Greek hero? Hercules twin brother or something?
marble falls
Dec 2012
#124
I think the OP was posted with multiple purposes in mind, one of which was to serve as a Bozo trap
slackmaster
Dec 2012
#112
One doesn't really know whether the motives are genuine or it is just a Friday afternoon prank
BlueStreak
Dec 2012
#114
Not to mention the fact that some of us are PROUD we don't have any penis at all. Are we people too?
patrice
Dec 2012
#56
Well, I was just trying to suggest that if others are characterizing it as dysmorphism, perhaps one
patrice
Dec 2012
#68
Oh, I DON"T like to make human suffering a competition. I'm just interested in the effects of
patrice
Dec 2012
#104
I am shocked but not at all surprised by the insensitivity and lack of empathy shown in replies
slackmaster
Dec 2012
#60
I just don't get why you have to go revealing such personal issues. Until you did...
Sarah Ibarruri
Dec 2012
#71
Would we be saying the same about people with cleft palletes or the obese or any other body issue?
progressoid
Dec 2012
#86
Would you apply the same standard to other disabilities? Other conditions? Other experiences?
lumberjack_jeff
Dec 2012
#108
No, I think the point is to divorce the guns=penis compensation canard.
AtheistCrusader
Dec 2012
#127
Not sure if this is a well-placed troll but I agree with the sentiment entirely. Also, SS or it
cecilfirefox
Dec 2012
#83
Joking about penis size or using it as a well however people use it in an argument is really going..
Kalidurga
Dec 2012
#93
Hey, I'm worse off. I actually believe I have a penis and a massive set of balls.
graywarrior
Dec 2012
#119
but, what about all the big cars and trucks and guns. what will people do?
Tuesday Afternoon
Dec 2012
#132