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Reply to Iggo (Reply #68)

Fri Dec 19, 2025, 05:52 PM

Dec 19

You win the DU prize, what it is beats the hell out of me, but you do win it.

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Donald Trump wants to be buried in Arlington Cemetery [View all] Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 19 OP

Bury him out back by the maintenance sheds in an unmarked grave...The Tomb of the Unknown President. sop Dec 19 #1

In a septic tank! lastlib Dec 19 #26

Under a 3' steel lid Mercurian Dec 20 #146

I'd go with depleted uranium over steel..... lastlib Dec 20 #147

Why pollute a septic tank with the likes of him? MIButterfly Dec 22 #162

Well, it's not much different than the usual stuff that goes in it..... lastlib Dec 22 #165

Yeah, that sounds about right to me. patphil Dec 19 #32

with a wooden stake through the heart DBoon Dec 19 #37

Yep...out of sight,out of mind Bengus81 Dec 19 #43

Just like he buried Ivana... sop Dec 19 #53

He should be buried next to Jimmy Hoffa Eddie18 Dec 19 #106

Wow, Tomb of the Unknown President. OAITW r.2.0 Dec 19 #52

We should call it "Tomb Of The [REDACTED] President" Initech Dec 22 #163

Oh hell no!! MarineCombatEngineer Dec 19 #2

Agreed popsdenver Dec 19 #20

i am 100% in agreement. Not any where near Arlington Cemetery Deuxcents Dec 19 #21

Landfill? joho260 Dec 20 #143

I agree, but he, and all former presidents, are eligible for burial at Arlington regardless of whether they served. rsdsharp Dec 19 #31

According to 32 CFR 553(a)(6)(i) a president is eligible for burial at Arlington only if a veteran. TomSlick Dec 19 #115

I stand corrected. Thank you. rsdsharp Dec 19 #116

Thank you for causing me to look it up. TomSlick Dec 19 #117

What does it say about convicted felons? Historic NY Dec 20 #139

Like those silly rules would stop him and Republicans from doing it. It's almost comical... Ol Janx Spirit Dec 20 #149

If he dies tomorrow (may it please God), Vance would order him buried in Arlington, federal regulations be damned. TomSlick Dec 20 #159

I agree with all of that except for the public not supporting disturbing his grave. Ol Janx Spirit Dec 20 #160

I think a small headstone over a shallow grave in Somalia BOSSHOG Dec 19 #44

A Shithead in a "shithole"...... lastlib Dec 20 #125

burial at sea rampartd Dec 19 #45

Burial at sea? MarineCombatEngineer Dec 19 #76

Chum the waters first catchnrelease Dec 20 #151

Totally agree. My grandfather is buried there. Fought in WW1. served as JAG in WW2 dedl67 Dec 19 #63

Make a deal with him... lame54 Dec 19 #3

No. Maybe Arlington landfill dalton99a Dec 19 #4

Perfect! SheltieLover Dec 19 #5

That would definitely suffice, the putrid smell of Flim Flam Man would be covered up by the smell of rotting MarineCombatEngineer Dec 19 #7

How would you know the difference? malaise Dec 19 #10

Best laugh of the afternoon! (n/t) PJMcK Dec 19 #11

Good question, one which I have no answer to other than the smell of rotting garbage MarineCombatEngineer Dec 19 #13

Get Giuliani on that booking right away! meadowlander Dec 19 #15

HEY!!! COL Mustard Dec 20 #150

LMAO! Chasstev365 Dec 19 #6

Dump him where Traildogbob Dec 19 #8

Bury him next to Ivana and let the grass obliterate the site. Lonestarblue Dec 19 #9

But would the grass survive his rotting corpse? MarineCombatEngineer Dec 19 #14

It wont survive all the piss. Volaris Dec 19 #18

Just popsdenver Dec 19 #35

Maybe he should be buried at the real Love Canal. Dulcinea Dec 19 #121

It would grow greener than ever at first... Iggo Dec 19 #68

Best answer yet. MarineCombatEngineer Dec 19 #74

Getting his house in order... kerouac2 Dec 19 #12

What's wrong with Four Seasons Garden Supply? Over by the fertilizer. Pesky1 Dec 19 #16

The amount of urine and feces that his grave will accumulate flvegan Dec 19 #17

Are you allowed to do that on graves at Arlington? Arazi Dec 19 #29

He should be buried inside the public restrooms there. Envirogal Dec 19 #50

Life finds a way. n/t flvegan Dec 19 #73

Rumor has it popsdenver Dec 19 #33

The fucker IdiotsforPalin Dec 19 #19

Maybe they could build a new Trump Memorial Toilet. mackdaddy Dec 19 #22

I didn't know they had a bonespurs section. MLAA Dec 19 #23

I was hoping he'd share Ivana's grave on the golf course. ananda Dec 19 #24

Dump his body in the ocean so sharks can gobble him. Trueblue1968 Dec 19 #25

there are international treaties forbidding disposal of toxic waste in the ocean DBoon Dec 19 #41

This message was self-deleted by its author Grim Chieftain Dec 19 #51

That would be shark abuse MustLoveBeagles Dec 19 #54

Is there a section for draft-dodgers? LetMyPeopleVote Dec 19 #27

Is he demanding that he replace JFK at Arlington? no_hypocrisy Dec 19 #28

Probably, but I think he will demand a much bigger Eternal Gaslight (nt) William Seger Dec 19 #38

Exactly. A flame like no one has ever seen before. chicoescuela Dec 20 #148

The Mariana Trench? chouchou Dec 19 #30

Isn't that where he wants his Arc duh #rump, too? He's building his own monument. William Seger Dec 19 #34

They could create a whole new area for him: The Bone Spur Section. Vinca Dec 19 #36

Just a corner of the Cowards Section will do William Seger Dec 19 #42

Why wait until Monday? evolves Dec 19 #39

I don't care where he is buried since Bluestocking Dec 19 #40

Lemme git ma shovel! Conjuay Dec 19 #46

Wow! He wants to be buried with the "suckers and losers"? Grim Chieftain Dec 19 #47

If he gets buried there I'm going to dig him up and put him in a dumpster where he'll end up somewhere he won't be found mucholderthandirt Dec 19 #48

Link? onenote Dec 19 #49

I think it's a joke Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 19 #60

Isn't that reserved for the military Jilly_in_VA Dec 19 #55

All presidents are allowed to be buried there. Autumn Dec 19 #85

He has desecrated everything else, but that would be to far. That would be an insult to every member of the military flashman13 Dec 19 #56

Quick before he changes his mind IronLionZion Dec 19 #57

Burry him in a toxic dump where he belongs. Dave Bowman Dec 19 #58

I'm available tomorrow - we can't take the chance that he'll change his mind. nt TBF Dec 19 #59

Is this a joke? Evolve Dammit Dec 19 #61

Apparently so. Although it seems most posters think it's true onenote Dec 19 #89

Cremation would be best. Nt BootinUp Dec 19 #62

ASAP Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 20 #124

Only if they do it tomorrow. Warpy Dec 19 #64

He is afraid of all the pee and feces Tree Lady Dec 19 #65

FUCK THAT Skittles Dec 19 #66

Fine. As long as it's today. Iggo Dec 19 #67

Arlington Landscaping Ohioboy Dec 19 #69

I will wear a long dress, no underwear Mira Dec 19 #70

Russia not fooled Dec 19 #71

Surely they have a latrine with floor space - for a simulated great and very brave soldier Norrrm Dec 19 #72

I like the "BURIED" Part... that Fucking Cha Dec 19 #75

dig a hole thru the floor in the mens room and dump his body there moonshinegnomie Dec 19 #77

What?!!! returnee Dec 19 #78

A nice plot, a golden toilet, The Eternal Flush. dem4decades Dec 19 #79

In Arlington, Florida? nt Xipe Totec Dec 19 #80

Guards On His Grave 2na fisherman Dec 19 #81

Funny, but 1000x NO oldtime dfl_er Dec 19 #82

I guess that he heard that it was markodochartaigh Dec 19 #83

Did he say when? RoadRunner Dec 19 #84

Wherever he's buried, make sure it opens up into a PortaPotty. (Regretfully I forget who I stole that from !) nt eppur_se_muova Dec 19 #86

I'm surprised he hasn't ordered a monument yet Diraven Dec 19 #87

No! Golf course in Saudi Arabia or Russia. MerryBlooms Dec 19 #88

And he will want an Arc de Triomphe towering above. John1956PA Dec 19 #90

Wherever he's buried, I want to visit his grave Martin Eden Dec 19 #91

No draft dodgers at Arlington surfered Dec 19 #92

Is there a section for draft dodgers? Beck23 Dec 19 #93

You should be buried IdiotsforPalin Dec 19 #94

And I want to pitch for the Red Sox. cab67 Dec 19 #95

Yes, dig a hole push him, back fill it thomski64 Dec 19 #96

Quick! Grab some shovels! Buddyzbuddy Dec 19 #97

Fuck you, no Aviation Pro Dec 19 #98

We should inter his body swong19104 Dec 19 #99

I say mount his skeleton in the National Museum of Natural History. cab67 Dec 19 #100

Arlington? Aussie105 Dec 19 #101

Let's just get'em buried then we dig him up Buddyzbuddy Dec 19 #102

In the golf course beside Melanoma. G2theD Dec 19 #103

At least somewhere open to the public to use as a urinal. G2theD Dec 19 #104

Sure! Let's do it right now, in fact. Orrex Dec 19 #105

I don't think they have unmarked graves at Arlington jmowreader Dec 19 #107

My parents are both buried there. DFW Dec 19 #108

Fuck Donald Trump, the creepy pedo buddy! debsy Dec 19 #109

Don't you mean the Mierda47 Arlington National Cemetery? ... aggiesal Dec 19 #110

Next to his dead wife in the weeds. QueerDuck Dec 19 #111

Definitely works for me. niyad Dec 19 #112

It's a fair trade and potentially in service to the country nt lostnfound Dec 19 #113

He's probably working on getting his birthday declared a national holiday. LastLiberal in PalmSprings Dec 19 #114

Great, can we do it tonight?????? tavernier Dec 19 #118

Saturday would be better. That's tomorrow. Jack Valentino Dec 19 #119

Well, that tracks. Wednesdays Dec 19 #120

I don't suppose Arlington has a section for traitors? KewlKat Dec 19 #122

as Bond said to Q in Thunderball, B.See Dec 20 #123

I'm sorry ... isn't Arlington reserved for war heroes and military combatants? FakeNoose Dec 20 #126

As a military widow I want to write the placque cpamomfromtexas Dec 20 #127

dark humor olivia11 Dec 20 #128

Welcome to DU ! KS Toronado Dec 20 #161

Tell him if he acts now they'll throw in a big golden statue and free orange embalming ChicagoTeamster Dec 20 #129

I'm good with it as long as I can piss on his grave ... nt Jarqui Dec 20 #130

I think we should Osama Bin Laden him the_liberal_grandpa Dec 20 #131

Best suggestion yet. FadedMullet Dec 20 #141

I can't wait to throw some dogshit on his grave. MadMike47 Dec 20 #132

Something simpler. usonian Dec 20 #133

Honoring Trump at Arlington. maliaSmith Dec 20 #134

All Gave Some, Some Gave All. All t***p did was take Norbert Dec 20 #135

He wants someone to guard his grave for free, that is why Arlington works for him not a texan Dec 20 #136

Draft Dodgers in Arlington WhiteCheek69 Dec 20 #137

A city timms139 Dec 20 #138

Probably wants a gravestone next to JFK, with Emile Dec 20 #140

No that is an honor for a U.S. Military Veteran not for somebody who paid for a phony excuse from a doctor Botany Dec 20 #142

Which means Arlington will be renamed mercuryblues Dec 20 #144

I am in favor of this. They should build him a huge structure, the Tomb of The Unknown Chomo. Blumancru Dec 20 #145

Traditional for Tyrants... BurnDoubt Dec 20 #152

He should be buried at sea JHB Dec 20 #153

Hell, i say just lay his worthless body on the ground someplace preferably bluestarone Dec 20 #154

I dunno... buzzycrumbhunger Dec 20 #155

;-{) Goonch Dec 20 #156

I want him in his own golf course...next to his ex. viva la Dec 20 #157

How about Epstein Island? VGNonly Dec 20 #158

There are tons of Arlingtons in the USA and elsewhere. MineralMan Dec 22 #164