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Orrex

(66,589 posts) Sun Dec 21, 2025, 03:23 AM Sunday

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Is he dead yet? [View all]

Stabbed in the brain while using the presidential garderobe?

Froze to death while lost in a hedge maze?

Tracked his creator to the North Pole but drowned when he slipped off of an ice floe?

Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

(early edition today; up late after an Xmas party and likely to sleep late in the morning!)

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Sunday OP

No, but Melania's Soon to be After-Action report Coldwater Sunday #1

Sadly, not yet, but there is still time... SheltieLover Sunday #2

First thought every morning Babajida Sunday #3

Me too surfered Sunday #12

Anywhere between my first waking thought or soon after.... electric_blue68 Sunday #17

Still time for a Christmas miracle Grim Chieftain Sunday #4

I say he's dead to me struggle4progress Sunday #5

Suffered fatal brain infarct with the stress of recalling all the animals he (wrongly) named to the crowd in NC... hlthe2b Sunday #6

He always says Camel. surfered Sunday #13

Went to see the new sign on the Kennedy center SocialDemocrat61 Sunday #7

That would be Karma surfered Sunday #14

While speaking at a rally at The Villages, he spontaneously jumps into the mosh pit Blumancru Sunday #8

No but malaise Sunday #9

"DOJ does not spell dodge." Bohunk68 Sunday #10

Thanks malaise Sunday #11

It's brilliant! surfered Sunday #15

Just remember, he's going on 80, obese, and has lived on a steady diet of fast food. surfered Sunday #16

Awe, Piglet tapped in. LetMyPeopleVote Sunday #18

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