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Blumancru

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8. While speaking at a rally at The Villages, he spontaneously jumps into the mosh pit

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Dec 21, 2025, 07:01 AM

12 hrs ago

There are not actually any people there and there is no mosh pit, but he believes his own crowd estimate of a billion zillion people. He lands on a golf car, fracturing his nulva.
A tornado picks up the Ballroom (aka throne room) and it lands on Mailorderia, leaving only her lower legs sticking out. Somehow in the confusion water is splashed on Krispy the Gnome and she melts.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex 15 hrs ago OP

No, but Melania's Soon to be After-Action report Coldwater 15 hrs ago #1

Sadly, not yet, but there is still time... SheltieLover 13 hrs ago #2

First thought every morning Babajida 13 hrs ago #3

Me too surfered 8 hrs ago #12

Anywhere between my first waking thought or soon after.... electric_blue68 5 hrs ago #17

Still time for a Christmas miracle Grim Chieftain 13 hrs ago #4

I say he's dead to me struggle4progress 13 hrs ago #5

Suffered fatal brain infarct with the stress of recalling all the animals he (wrongly) named to the crowd in NC... hlthe2b 12 hrs ago #6

He always says Camel. surfered 8 hrs ago #13

Went to see the new sign on the Kennedy center SocialDemocrat61 12 hrs ago #7

That would be Karma surfered 8 hrs ago #14

While speaking at a rally at The Villages, he spontaneously jumps into the mosh pit Blumancru 12 hrs ago #8

No but malaise 10 hrs ago #9

"DOJ does not spell dodge." Bohunk68 10 hrs ago #10

Thanks malaise 10 hrs ago #11

It's brilliant! surfered 8 hrs ago #15

Just remember, he's going on 80, obese, and has lived on a steady diet of fast food. surfered 8 hrs ago #16

Awe, Piglet tapped in. LetMyPeopleVote 4 hrs ago #18

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