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Wicked Blue

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Wed Dec 31, 2025, 09:30 PM 6 hrs ago

Democratic firebrand Jennifer Welch just delivered the MOST DAMNING indictment of MAGA culture that you'll ever hear! [View all]

From Occupy Democrats on Facebook

BREAKING: Democratic firebrand Jennifer Welch just delivered the MOST DAMNING indictment of MAGA culture that you’ll ever hear!

Jennifer Welch is an interior designer, the former cohost of the Bravo series Sweet Home Oklahoma, and currently co-host of the progressive political podcast I’ve Had It. She is also responsible for one of the most blistering tirades against White Americans of the MAGA persuasion that you’re ever likely to encounter.

In a masterpiece of profane cultural criticism, Welch zeros in on the hypocrisy of those calling for the expulsion of immigrants and foreign refugees from our country and the condemnation of everyone who isn’t a White Christian like themselves, all while being perfectly content to enjoy the fruits of their targets’ talent and culture.

Here is exactly how you can call out the MAGA cultists in your vicinity in the most entertaining and accurate diatribe you can imagine:

“Quit watching NBA basketball, quit watching sports that are dominated by African Americans, quit going to Mexican restaurants. You want white culture, you go fucking live in it. You live in it, bathe in it,” Welch begins her admonition to the right-wing culture warriors.

“Like that's the only thing that I see when you get all white people together in the United States. There's no culture at all. So they have to go borrow culture from people.”

“Even the word woke, they've borrowed from black culture. I went to a Mexican restaurant with my parents, my son, my husband over the weekend. And there's just all these MAGA looking people in there. And I thought, you've got a lot of fucking nerve coming in here. Coming into this Mexican restaurant where every single waiter, obviously English was their second language, served with a smile. They run a great little local business,” Welch continued.

“And Oklahoma City is a better place because of these hardworking immigrants that come in here. But I cannot imagine the horror they feel when they are driving to and from work, when they might have a hearing on their status, legal status. I can't imagine the people who've already been taken from their lives.”

“And to see these fat ass, pink arm, teeny weeny, beta pricks with their ugly ass wives walk into this Mexican restaurant and sit down and smile and be friendly. I don't think you should be able to enjoy anything but Cracker Barrel. Get your fat asses over to Cracker Barrel, Welch exclaimed, while holding nothing back.

“But do not participate in any of the shit that makes America cool. And what makes America cool is multiculturalism. And if you want to triple Trump, and you want to browbeat DEI, and you want to browbeat gay people, and you want to browbeat black people, as you've been doing for 400 years, and you want to browbeat this generation of immigrants that come over here and open up businesses earnestly, pay their taxes, you want to demonize them and call them rapists and felons and all this shit when the felon is the teeny weeny mushroom cock piece of shit, Cankles McTacotits, at the top of the ticket,” the podcaster accusingly insisted.

Welch then would up her verbal onslaught with the knockout punch:
“I have fucking had it from top to bottom. White people that triple Trump should be banned, boycotted from enjoying the best thing that America has to offer, which is multiculturalism. Get your fat asses out of the Mexican restaurant. Get your fat asses over to Cracker Barrel because nobody wants to see your fucking smug ass, teeny weeny pink arm, big gut around. Nobody wants to see that shit. No one.”

Nobody does righteous indignation like Jennifer Welch.

Please like and share her devastatingly accurate assessment!

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I love her takedowns of the fat orange imbecile wolfie001 6 hrs ago #1
Love it malaise 6 hrs ago #2
The same to you, dear Malaise! Wicked Blue 6 hrs ago #6
Is there a link at all? AZJonnie 6 hrs ago #3
I couldn't figure out how to get a link Wicked Blue 6 hrs ago #7
I had seen mention of "I've Had It" Cha 6 hrs ago #4
Cankles McTacotits??? That's hilarious. Adding that to the list. flvegan 6 hrs ago #5
Don't forget the preceding words: teeny weeny mushroom cock piece of shit Wicked Blue 6 hrs ago #8
My ex used to call guys like Trump popsdenver 5 hrs ago #12
I know a MAGAT that won't eat Mexican food just because it's Mexican food. czarjak 6 hrs ago #9
A Thing of Beauty! In the Absolute!!! calimary 6 hrs ago #10
It is just too damn bad that popsdenver 6 hrs ago #11
Insert B.See 5 hrs ago #13
FWIW, here's a link. . . DinahMoeHum 5 hrs ago #14
I'd add nothing made from tomatoes, Hassler 5 hrs ago #15
Peppers. Hot peppers, bell peppers, chili peppers. All from the western hemisphere. Wicked Blue 3 hrs ago #23
I can't find the podcast on Spotify. Delmette2.0 5 hrs ago #16
You can find it on YouTube. ;) fierywoman 5 hrs ago #18
Thank you , WickedBlue. Jennifer Welch is great. debm55 5 hrs ago #17
That was awesome - and I almost never... 3catwoman3 4 hrs ago #19
She has a way with words. A most excellent rant. Borogove 4 hrs ago #20
Jennifer Rocks! LymphocyteLover 4 hrs ago #21
So eloquent and succinct. Buddyzbuddy 4 hrs ago #22
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