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GopherGal

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33. Sucked into the alternate reality in his own brain

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Jan 9, 2026, 11:42 AM

Yesterday

when he got too close to the Shady Pants/Shiny Pants Phoniness Black Hole?

Unfortunately, the Reality Obliteration team at Los Alamos that was studying the risk of such disasters was DOGEd. The SEC is still investigating irregularities in the eyeliner markets that may shed light on some leaked knowledge of the activities of the VP and the Sequined Widow.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Yesterday OP

Caught a glimpse of himself naked in the mirror... MiHale Yesterday #1

Asaccckkk! I'll never get that image out of my head surfered Yesterday #6

... MustLoveBeagles Yesterday #21

Fatal bat bite by rabid pee wee? SheltieLover Yesterday #2

Rabid PeeWee, 🤣 who was fed Goebbels baby food as an infant surfered Yesterday #7

snicker! niyad Yesterday #15

No doubt! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 SheltieLover Yesterday #24

Hoffentlich. Harker Yesterday #3

I like #3 but will take #4 because OMFG he's barking mad LymphocyteLover Yesterday #4

I'll take anything at this point surfered Yesterday #8

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Yesterday #5

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂It can't come soon enough. I'm getting tired of this carp! surfered Yesterday #9

79 yrs ago would've bn soon enough... SheltieLover Yesterday #26

So many possibilities & it only takes one SheltieLover Yesterday #25

No but malaise Yesterday #10

That was my first thought as well. niyad Yesterday #16

Fatal exposure to "pronouns" in someone's social media profile? malaise Yesterday #11

The pronouns in Renee Good's profile prove she was a domestic terrorist. niyad Yesterday #17

Killed while attending ICE training. They didn't keep their weapons pointed down range, surfered Yesterday #12

Yes, his kind of audience. .barely able to read and write. niyad Yesterday #18

For sure! SheltieLover Yesterday #28

In 2010 I worked for the census Orrex 21 hrs ago #39

The coming SCOTUS tariff decision should malaise Yesterday #23

Omg, is he in danger of being told no? SheltieLover Yesterday #30

Poetic justice... SheltieLover Yesterday #27

Yeah, what she said: hlthe2b Yesterday #13

+1 MustLoveBeagles Yesterday #22

TickTock Joinfortmill Yesterday #14

Burned by DC sanitation workers Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Yesterday #19

"Accidentally" shot by an barely literate ICE terrorist confusing him with a decent person? NNadir Yesterday #20

Although, I don't think he could ever be confused for a decent person surfered Yesterday #29

True, but likely in addition to being illiterate, they canmot read people either? SheltieLover Yesterday #31

Indecent people are often confused about what decency is or might be. NNadir Yesterday #32

Sucked into the alternate reality in his own brain GopherGal Yesterday #33

Some People Improve the World only by Leaving It-Oscar Wilde LetMyPeopleVote Yesterday #34

No, but too many inncocent people are dead Wicked Blue 21 hrs ago #35

I personally am now rooting for him to slide down the rope from a Navy chopper. Initech 21 hrs ago #36

Was about to add this and say it can't wait for tomorrow 😂 malaise 21 hrs ago #37

Just when I think a headline can't be real, it is! Initech 21 hrs ago #38

Hehehe malaise 21 hrs ago #40