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drmeow

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9. Vaseline?

Sat Jan 17, 2026, 10:02 AM

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Also gooey stuff with glitter mixed in will get all over their lovely gloves and their clothes and never come out. Glitter bombing will also get it all over their faces.

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"One of our neighbors has put this sign up repeatedly in their own yard and ICE keeps coming by and stealing it" [View all] Swede Yesterday OP

They should electrify it or treat it with itching powder. That would make for a great Tik Tok video dutch777 Yesterday #1

I was thinking hot sauce myself nt drmeow Yesterday #4

Butyric acid: ret5hd 20 hrs ago #26

Or urine. They seem to like that. durablend 20 hrs ago #27

All we are saaaayiiing, Is give piss a chaaaance! ret5hd 20 hrs ago #28

Yeah, I remember when drmeow 1 hr ago #49

All joking aside, do NOT booby-trap signs. Wednesdays 13 hrs ago #46

Rig it with blue powder or what ever color. Srkdqltr Yesterday #2

Glitter bomb it UpInArms Yesterday #3

Printed signs like that are expensive! CrispyQ Yesterday #5

me likes. AllaN01Bear 22 hrs ago #15

Wow, you have quite the collection! electric_blue68 19 hrs ago #30

I had people gift me money, I got notes mailed & left in my door, & people would honk if we were out front. CrispyQ 18 hrs ago #32

I remember that "Nope" one.... electric_blue68 15 hrs ago #40

MARK THE SPOT Celerity 17 hrs ago #35

Great collection! calimary 13 hrs ago #43

Get one of those motion activated drmeow Yesterday #6

Same with powder TommyT139 Yesterday #8

Vaseline? drmeow Yesterday #9

Good idea!! TommyT139 Yesterday #10

If they are coming onto your property drmeow 22 hrs ago #16

We had people who were burning our signs...... Hope22 23 hrs ago #14

LEO or wannabe LEO always wear gloves.. No finger prints and no broken nails when they punch people..Such fragile beings LiberalArkie 22 hrs ago #18

Tanglefoot is super sticky and gets on everything. SeattleVet 18 hrs ago #33

Rat trap glue ornotna 1 hr ago #50

MarkTheSpot.org TommyT139 Yesterday #7

Here's an idea to prevent sign theft... FakeNoose 16 hrs ago #37

We need all the sunshine we can get. :) TommyT139 16 hrs ago #38

If they have a dog, collect its poop and drop it around the sign. Midnight Writer 23 hrs ago #11

THIS!! Not Dangerous, But Effective! 🐕💩 🤣 ColoringFool 23 hrs ago #13

That's a good one! drmeow 22 hrs ago #17

Perfect!! LOL. 💩 -nt CrispyQ 22 hrs ago #21

I had a MAGA neighbor Old Terp 21 hrs ago #24

The dog poop around here is frozen solid. Ocelot II 1 hr ago #51

They should have a camera cover it for surveillance and rig it with a glitter bomb ChicagoTeamster 23 hrs ago #12

Rig a trap! pandr32 22 hrs ago #19

I would use electricity WA-03 Democrat 22 hrs ago #20

I smeared Vaseline on the edges of my political signs. mackdaddy 22 hrs ago #22

Vaseline is good and cheap. Zackzzzz 21 hrs ago #23

Interesting idea! calimary 13 hrs ago #44

Keep a camera on it! NameAlreadyTaken 21 hrs ago #25

Wow! Traildogbob 20 hrs ago #29

I do believe that's called "Trespassing". Totally Tunsie 18 hrs ago #31

It's a wonder #Fuck ICE Cha 18 hrs ago #34

Rub capsaicin oil all around the edges and the legs. eppur_se_muova 16 hrs ago #36

Are we sure this is real? progressoid 15 hrs ago #39

Single edge razor blades along the bottom . rzemanfl 14 hrs ago #41

Post your property with a "NO TRESPASSING" sign - snot 13 hrs ago #42

This message was self-deleted by its author Wednesdays 13 hrs ago #45

1st Amendment violation if true so get a lawyer and sue. cstanleytech 8 hrs ago #47

Webcam Old Crank 7 hrs ago #48

Get the Porch Pirates videomakers to set off paint bombs. GreenWave 37 min ago #52