"One of our neighbors has put this sign up repeatedly in their own yard and ICE keeps coming by and stealing it"

[drmeow]

16. If they are coming onto your property

and stealing your signs, having some mechanism that sprays cheap disgusting cologne on them when they do so could only allow them to charge you if they admitted to stealing the sign.

I remember seeing a video here on DU of someone who added tracking devices to their Democratic candidate signs and then tracking down the people who were stealing them (and finding them all in their trunk). Not that I'd do that with ICE!

But my favorite one for Minnesota if there was a way to make it work would be the automatic sprinkler - douse them with water in freezing weather - priceless!