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eppur_se_muova

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36. Rub capsaicin oil all around the edges and the legs.

Sat Jan 17, 2026, 05:23 PM

18 hrs ago

aka Capiscum oil, from chilli peppers.

Sooner or later they'll manage to rub it in their eyes.

If you can find giant ("Russian&quot hogweed in your area ... mask up, gloves on, and paint your sign with it.https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/w0rohv/sosnowskys_hogweed_the_giant_invasive_toxic_weed/

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"One of our neighbors has put this sign up repeatedly in their own yard and ICE keeps coming by and stealing it" [View all] Swede Yesterday OP

They should electrify it or treat it with itching powder. That would make for a great Tik Tok video dutch777 Yesterday #1

I was thinking hot sauce myself nt drmeow Yesterday #4

Butyric acid: ret5hd 22 hrs ago #26

Or urine. They seem to like that. durablend 22 hrs ago #27

All we are saaaayiiing, Is give piss a chaaaance! ret5hd 22 hrs ago #28

Yeah, I remember when drmeow 2 hrs ago #49

All joking aside, do NOT booby-trap signs. Wednesdays 15 hrs ago #46

Rig it with blue powder or what ever color. Srkdqltr Yesterday #2

Glitter bomb it UpInArms Yesterday #3

Printed signs like that are expensive! CrispyQ Yesterday #5

me likes. AllaN01Bear Yesterday #15

Wow, you have quite the collection! electric_blue68 20 hrs ago #30

I had people gift me money, I got notes mailed & left in my door, & people would honk if we were out front. CrispyQ 19 hrs ago #32

I remember that "Nope" one.... electric_blue68 16 hrs ago #40

MARK THE SPOT Celerity 19 hrs ago #35

Great collection! calimary 15 hrs ago #43

Get one of those motion activated drmeow Yesterday #6

Same with powder TommyT139 Yesterday #8

Vaseline? drmeow Yesterday #9

Good idea!! TommyT139 Yesterday #10

If they are coming onto your property drmeow Yesterday #16

We had people who were burning our signs...... Hope22 Yesterday #14

LEO or wannabe LEO always wear gloves.. No finger prints and no broken nails when they punch people..Such fragile beings LiberalArkie Yesterday #18

Tanglefoot is super sticky and gets on everything. SeattleVet 19 hrs ago #33

Rat trap glue ornotna 2 hrs ago #50

MarkTheSpot.org TommyT139 Yesterday #7

Here's an idea to prevent sign theft... FakeNoose 18 hrs ago #37

We need all the sunshine we can get. :) TommyT139 18 hrs ago #38

If they have a dog, collect its poop and drop it around the sign. Midnight Writer Yesterday #11

THIS!! Not Dangerous, But Effective! 🐕💩 🤣 ColoringFool Yesterday #13

That's a good one! drmeow Yesterday #17

Perfect!! LOL. 💩 -nt CrispyQ 23 hrs ago #21

I had a MAGA neighbor Old Terp 22 hrs ago #24

The dog poop around here is frozen solid. Ocelot II 2 hrs ago #51

They should have a camera cover it for surveillance and rig it with a glitter bomb ChicagoTeamster Yesterday #12

Rig a trap! pandr32 23 hrs ago #19

I would use electricity WA-03 Democrat 23 hrs ago #20

I smeared Vaseline on the edges of my political signs. mackdaddy 23 hrs ago #22

Vaseline is good and cheap. Zackzzzz 23 hrs ago #23

Interesting idea! calimary 15 hrs ago #44

Keep a camera on it! NameAlreadyTaken 22 hrs ago #25

Wow! Traildogbob 21 hrs ago #29

I do believe that's called "Trespassing". Totally Tunsie 19 hrs ago #31

It's a wonder #Fuck ICE Cha 19 hrs ago #34

Rub capsaicin oil all around the edges and the legs. eppur_se_muova 18 hrs ago #36

Are we sure this is real? progressoid 17 hrs ago #39

Single edge razor blades along the bottom . rzemanfl 16 hrs ago #41

Post your property with a "NO TRESPASSING" sign - snot 15 hrs ago #42

This message was self-deleted by its author Wednesdays 15 hrs ago #45

1st Amendment violation if true so get a lawyer and sue. cstanleytech 10 hrs ago #47

Webcam Old Crank 8 hrs ago #48

Get the Porch Pirates videomakers to set off paint bombs. GreenWave 2 hrs ago #52