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Orrex

(66,736 posts) Sun Jan 18, 2026, 08:34 AM Sunday

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Marine One shot down by cat toy?

Sneezed and expelled the remainder of his liquefied brain?

Terminal indigestion from ordering the Chinga La Migra for dinner after hearing so much about it?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Sunday OP

Massive heart attack over realization that everyone knows they are the TRUMP EPSTEIN FILES? SheltieLover Sunday #1

A most excellent use for poetry! niyad Sunday #18

I thought so, too! SheltieLover Sunday #28

The Power of Poetry! Too good. ❤️😆 littlemissmartypants Sunday #27

Poetic justice! SheltieLover Sunday #29

I'm going to start carrying a very large volume of poetry in a designated totebag specifically for use as a weapon. littlemissmartypants Sunday #36

Never saw you, never heard of you! niyad Sunday #37

Nope. Me either. SheltieLover Sunday #39

Perfecto! littlemissmartypants Sunday #45

.. SheltieLover Sunday #46

Hahaha! littlemissmartypants Sunday #44

Hahaha! SheltieLover Sunday #38

I owe it all to you! ❤️ littlemissmartypants Sunday #43

Aww thx, Pants! SheltieLover Sunday #48

Murdered by his own Customs agents... surfered Sunday #2

By any means necessary. paleotn Sunday #3

That's it! Never mind the details surfered Sunday #4

I am by no means as clever and creative as Orrex paleotn Sunday #6

Yep! surfered Sunday #9

No but malaise Sunday #5

Mad King Donald surfered Sunday #8

Slob is just pissed that all 8 remaining NFL teams are from blue cities SheltieLover Sunday #15

Ha malaise Sunday #16

Must punish those elitist cities where people read & think on purpose SheltieLover Sunday #17

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Sunday #7

Drank that bottle after seeing what's going on in Minneapolis surfered Sunday #10

I have had several things to celebrate, so there is a new bottle chilling, niyad Sunday #11

Congrats on your celebratory events! SheltieLover Sunday #14

Always good to have fresh stock chilling! SheltieLover Sunday #13

Soon... SheltieLover Sunday #12

Maybe he is dead now... mysteryowl Sunday #19

We hope this is the case surfered Sunday #20

That sounds like Constantine. Blue Full Moon Sunday #23

I saw it in a movie is the only reason I know this. mysteryowl Sunday #24

Sounds like a plan! SheltieLover Sunday #32

Replaced Jesus with Mithras. Blue Full Moon Sunday #50

Emperor Constantine Rome Holy Empire Blue Full Moon Sunday #49

That same test won't work with Trump Orrex Sunday #26

Hell no. He already reeks of death. SheltieLover Sunday #33

He already reeks, from what I've read SheltieLover Sunday #31

Yes, very true... SheltieLover Sunday #30

Names himself King of Greenland Blumancru Sunday #21

"Speaking of lasers... Uh Oh!" hlthe2b Sunday #22

Laser whiskers! SheltieLover Sunday #34

Choked to ded on a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, you know, a corn tortilla and one other thing twodogsbarking Sunday #25

Slipped on ice created by water balloon hurled by ICE protestor Wicked Blue Sunday #35

Oh, the irony... SheltieLover Sunday #40

We could call it Ice-Nine Wicked Blue Sunday #41

Yes! SheltieLover Sunday #47

Well i could just hear him. (what do you think?) bluestarone Sunday #42

Ingested more aspirin than a lethal dose because RFK Jr told him to? Initech Sunday #51

No truer words... LetMyPeopleVote Sunday #52