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Orrex

(66,945 posts) Sun Jan 18, 2026, 08:34 AM Jan 18

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Marine One shot down by cat toy?

Sneezed and expelled the remainder of his liquefied brain?

Terminal indigestion from ordering the Chinga La Migra for dinner after hearing so much about it?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Jan 18 OP

Massive heart attack over realization that everyone knows they are the TRUMP EPSTEIN FILES? SheltieLover Jan 18 #1

A most excellent use for poetry! niyad Jan 18 #18

I thought so, too! SheltieLover Jan 18 #28

The Power of Poetry! Too good. ❤️😆 littlemissmartypants Jan 18 #27

Poetic justice! SheltieLover Jan 18 #29

I'm going to start carrying a very large volume of poetry in a designated totebag specifically for use as a weapon. littlemissmartypants Jan 18 #36

Never saw you, never heard of you! niyad Jan 18 #37

Nope. Me either. SheltieLover Jan 18 #39

Perfecto! littlemissmartypants Jan 18 #45

.. SheltieLover Jan 18 #46

Hahaha! littlemissmartypants Jan 18 #44

Hahaha! SheltieLover Jan 18 #38

I owe it all to you! ❤️ littlemissmartypants Jan 18 #43

Aww thx, Pants! SheltieLover Jan 18 #48

Murdered by his own Customs agents... surfered Jan 18 #2

By any means necessary. paleotn Jan 18 #3

That's it! Never mind the details surfered Jan 18 #4

I am by no means as clever and creative as Orrex paleotn Jan 18 #6

Yep! surfered Jan 18 #9

No but malaise Jan 18 #5

Mad King Donald surfered Jan 18 #8

Slob is just pissed that all 8 remaining NFL teams are from blue cities SheltieLover Jan 18 #15

Ha malaise Jan 18 #16

Must punish those elitist cities where people read & think on purpose SheltieLover Jan 18 #17

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jan 18 #7

Drank that bottle after seeing what's going on in Minneapolis surfered Jan 18 #10

I have had several things to celebrate, so there is a new bottle chilling, niyad Jan 18 #11

Congrats on your celebratory events! SheltieLover Jan 18 #14

Always good to have fresh stock chilling! SheltieLover Jan 18 #13

Soon... SheltieLover Jan 18 #12

Maybe he is dead now... mysteryowl Jan 18 #19

We hope this is the case surfered Jan 18 #20

That sounds like Constantine. Blue Full Moon Jan 18 #23

I saw it in a movie is the only reason I know this. mysteryowl Jan 18 #24

Sounds like a plan! SheltieLover Jan 18 #32

Replaced Jesus with Mithras. Blue Full Moon Jan 18 #50

Emperor Constantine Rome Holy Empire Blue Full Moon Jan 18 #49

That same test won't work with Trump Orrex Jan 18 #26

Hell no. He already reeks of death. SheltieLover Jan 18 #33

He already reeks, from what I've read SheltieLover Jan 18 #31

Yes, very true... SheltieLover Jan 18 #30

Names himself King of Greenland Blumancru Jan 18 #21

"Speaking of lasers... Uh Oh!" hlthe2b Jan 18 #22

Laser whiskers! SheltieLover Jan 18 #34

Choked to ded on a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, you know, a corn tortilla and one other thing twodogsbarking Jan 18 #25

Slipped on ice created by water balloon hurled by ICE protestor Wicked Blue Jan 18 #35

Oh, the irony... SheltieLover Jan 18 #40

We could call it Ice-Nine Wicked Blue Jan 18 #41

Yes! SheltieLover Jan 18 #47

Well i could just hear him. (what do you think?) bluestarone Jan 18 #42

Ingested more aspirin than a lethal dose because RFK Jr told him to? Initech Jan 18 #51

No truer words... LetMyPeopleVote Jan 18 #52