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Orrex

(67,340 posts) Sun Jan 18, 2026, 09:34 AM Jan 2026

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Marine One shot down by cat toy?

Sneezed and expelled the remainder of his liquefied brain?

Terminal indigestion from ordering the Chinga La Migra for dinner after hearing so much about it?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Jan 2026 OP

Massive heart attack over realization that everyone knows they are the TRUMP EPSTEIN FILES? SheltieLover Jan 2026 #1

A most excellent use for poetry! niyad Jan 2026 #18

I thought so, too! SheltieLover Jan 2026 #28

The Power of Poetry! Too good. ❤️😆 littlemissmartypants Jan 2026 #27

Poetic justice! SheltieLover Jan 2026 #29

I'm going to start carrying a very large volume of poetry in a designated totebag specifically for use as a weapon. littlemissmartypants Jan 2026 #36

Never saw you, never heard of you! niyad Jan 2026 #37

Nope. Me either. SheltieLover Jan 2026 #39

Perfecto! littlemissmartypants Jan 2026 #45

.. SheltieLover Jan 2026 #46

Hahaha! littlemissmartypants Jan 2026 #44

Hahaha! SheltieLover Jan 2026 #38

I owe it all to you! ❤️ littlemissmartypants Jan 2026 #43

Aww thx, Pants! SheltieLover Jan 2026 #48

Murdered by his own Customs agents... surfered Jan 2026 #2

By any means necessary. paleotn Jan 2026 #3

That's it! Never mind the details surfered Jan 2026 #4

I am by no means as clever and creative as Orrex paleotn Jan 2026 #6

Yep! surfered Jan 2026 #9

No but malaise Jan 2026 #5

Mad King Donald surfered Jan 2026 #8

Slob is just pissed that all 8 remaining NFL teams are from blue cities SheltieLover Jan 2026 #15

Ha malaise Jan 2026 #16

Must punish those elitist cities where people read & think on purpose SheltieLover Jan 2026 #17

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jan 2026 #7

Drank that bottle after seeing what's going on in Minneapolis surfered Jan 2026 #10

I have had several things to celebrate, so there is a new bottle chilling, niyad Jan 2026 #11

Congrats on your celebratory events! SheltieLover Jan 2026 #14

Always good to have fresh stock chilling! SheltieLover Jan 2026 #13

Soon... SheltieLover Jan 2026 #12

Maybe he is dead now... mysteryowl Jan 2026 #19

We hope this is the case surfered Jan 2026 #20

That sounds like Constantine. Blue Full Moon Jan 2026 #23

I saw it in a movie is the only reason I know this. mysteryowl Jan 2026 #24

Sounds like a plan! SheltieLover Jan 2026 #32

Replaced Jesus with Mithras. Blue Full Moon Jan 2026 #50

Emperor Constantine Rome Holy Empire Blue Full Moon Jan 2026 #49

That same test won't work with Trump Orrex Jan 2026 #26

Hell no. He already reeks of death. SheltieLover Jan 2026 #33

He already reeks, from what I've read SheltieLover Jan 2026 #31

Yes, very true... SheltieLover Jan 2026 #30

Names himself King of Greenland Blumancru Jan 2026 #21

"Speaking of lasers... Uh Oh!" hlthe2b Jan 2026 #22

Laser whiskers! SheltieLover Jan 2026 #34

Choked to ded on a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, you know, a corn tortilla and one other thing twodogsbarking Jan 2026 #25

Slipped on ice created by water balloon hurled by ICE protestor Wicked Blue Jan 2026 #35

Oh, the irony... SheltieLover Jan 2026 #40

We could call it Ice-Nine Wicked Blue Jan 2026 #41

Yes! SheltieLover Jan 2026 #47

Well i could just hear him. (what do you think?) bluestarone Jan 2026 #42

Ingested more aspirin than a lethal dose because RFK Jr told him to? Initech Jan 2026 #51

No truer words... LetMyPeopleVote Jan 2026 #52