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niyad

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7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Jan 18, 2026, 09:57 AM

Jan 2026

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Jan 2026 OP

Massive heart attack over realization that everyone knows they are the TRUMP EPSTEIN FILES? SheltieLover Jan 2026 #1

A most excellent use for poetry! niyad Jan 2026 #18

I thought so, too! SheltieLover Jan 2026 #28

The Power of Poetry! Too good. ❤️😆 littlemissmartypants Jan 2026 #27

Poetic justice! SheltieLover Jan 2026 #29

I'm going to start carrying a very large volume of poetry in a designated totebag specifically for use as a weapon. littlemissmartypants Jan 2026 #36

Never saw you, never heard of you! niyad Jan 2026 #37

Nope. Me either. SheltieLover Jan 2026 #39

Perfecto! littlemissmartypants Jan 2026 #45

.. SheltieLover Jan 2026 #46

Hahaha! littlemissmartypants Jan 2026 #44

Hahaha! SheltieLover Jan 2026 #38

I owe it all to you! ❤️ littlemissmartypants Jan 2026 #43

Aww thx, Pants! SheltieLover Jan 2026 #48

Murdered by his own Customs agents... surfered Jan 2026 #2

By any means necessary. paleotn Jan 2026 #3

That's it! Never mind the details surfered Jan 2026 #4

I am by no means as clever and creative as Orrex paleotn Jan 2026 #6

Yep! surfered Jan 2026 #9

No but malaise Jan 2026 #5

Mad King Donald surfered Jan 2026 #8

Slob is just pissed that all 8 remaining NFL teams are from blue cities SheltieLover Jan 2026 #15

Ha malaise Jan 2026 #16

Must punish those elitist cities where people read & think on purpose SheltieLover Jan 2026 #17

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jan 2026 #7

Drank that bottle after seeing what's going on in Minneapolis surfered Jan 2026 #10

I have had several things to celebrate, so there is a new bottle chilling, niyad Jan 2026 #11

Congrats on your celebratory events! SheltieLover Jan 2026 #14

Always good to have fresh stock chilling! SheltieLover Jan 2026 #13

Soon... SheltieLover Jan 2026 #12

Maybe he is dead now... mysteryowl Jan 2026 #19

We hope this is the case surfered Jan 2026 #20

That sounds like Constantine. Blue Full Moon Jan 2026 #23

I saw it in a movie is the only reason I know this. mysteryowl Jan 2026 #24

Sounds like a plan! SheltieLover Jan 2026 #32

Replaced Jesus with Mithras. Blue Full Moon Jan 2026 #50

Emperor Constantine Rome Holy Empire Blue Full Moon Jan 2026 #49

That same test won't work with Trump Orrex Jan 2026 #26

Hell no. He already reeks of death. SheltieLover Jan 2026 #33

He already reeks, from what I've read SheltieLover Jan 2026 #31

Yes, very true... SheltieLover Jan 2026 #30

Names himself King of Greenland Blumancru Jan 2026 #21

"Speaking of lasers... Uh Oh!" hlthe2b Jan 2026 #22

Laser whiskers! SheltieLover Jan 2026 #34

Choked to ded on a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, you know, a corn tortilla and one other thing twodogsbarking Jan 2026 #25

Slipped on ice created by water balloon hurled by ICE protestor Wicked Blue Jan 2026 #35

Oh, the irony... SheltieLover Jan 2026 #40

We could call it Ice-Nine Wicked Blue Jan 2026 #41

Yes! SheltieLover Jan 2026 #47

Well i could just hear him. (what do you think?) bluestarone Jan 2026 #42

Ingested more aspirin than a lethal dose because RFK Jr told him to? Initech Jan 2026 #51

No truer words... LetMyPeopleVote Jan 2026 #52