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Maru Kitteh

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8. Jeff Bezo's wife. Yikes.

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Mon Jan 19, 2026, 03:24 PM

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"They've changed their faces to please the patriarchy." [View all] highplainsdem Jan 19 OP

That is so scary PatSeg Jan 19 #1

OP should have had a trigger warning GopherGal Jan 19 #6

Yeah, I've seen many of them before, PatSeg Jan 19 #13

Hahaha Joinfortmill Jan 19 #52

I can't believe that. Srkdqltr Jan 19 #2

What, exactly, can you not believe in this little horror show? niyad Jan 19 #42

The difference is awful. I can't believe someone would actually do that themselves. People are so wierd. Srkdqltr Jan 19 #47

Some more so than others! niyad Jan 19 #60

I can. johnp3907 Jan 19 #46

They look like cadavers. Coventina Jan 19 #3

Or puppets meant to be scary. highplainsdem Jan 19 #9

Makes me think of the puppets in "Land of Confusion" video Jerry2144 Jan 19 #40

Guilfoyle looks like a hellbeast out of a horror movie. lastlib Jan 19 #17

They look like gargoyles. Solomon Jan 20 #80

Huh. Kristi Noem used to be attractive leftstreet Jan 19 #4

Making the ugliness on the outside match the dog-killer ugliness on the inside. Aristus Jan 19 #18

Who is the person in the middle right grouping? 3catwoman3 Jan 19 #5

Jeff Bezo's wife...Ms Shanchez Deuxcents Jan 19 #7

The best Mar-a-lago face money can buy! PatSeg Jan 19 #14

You'd think with all their access to money... llmart Jan 19 #24

My thoughts as well PatSeg Jan 19 #41

They don't all look like plasic surgery patients to me.. whathehell Jan 19 #57

Karoline is the only one where I wouldn't bet a ton of money AZJonnie Jan 19 #65

Her nose is redone I think. Bristlecone Jan 19 #69

I disagree, but regardless of the facts, I'd guess my whathehell Jan 19 #71

You're right, not an expert, and if you are, I defer to your expertise :) AZJonnie Jan 19 #72

Lol..Hardly an "expert", but judging by the whathehell Jan 20 #85

That's fair to say (n/t) AZJonnie Jan 20 #86

Sanchez and Loomer seemed to have taken the surgery the furthest -- Guilfoyle is third. allegorical oracle Jan 19 #21

Jeff Bezo's wife. Yikes. Maru Kitteh Jan 19 #8

You know which Republican women don't have that face? Fiendish Thingy Jan 19 #10

Interesting! That never occurred to me til you said it. Alice B. Jan 19 #11

Melania may not have Mar-a-Lago face, but she doesn't look at all... 3catwoman3 Jan 19 #20

Melania definitely went through the protocol. She like others ruined her looks. Fla Dem Jan 19 #66

Ivanka was actually quite plain as a child. 3catwoman3 Jan 19 #75

She made herself JustAnotherGen Jan 19 #76

I was thinking that, too. Joinfortmill Jan 19 #53

"Gosh! I wish I looked more like The Thing from Another World!" struggle4progress Jan 19 #12

Well, *some* other world, anyway. nt eppur_se_muova Jan 19 #31

I must not be part of the patriarchy then... Hugin Jan 19 #15

To my eyes many of them now look more like they'd crack the whip and put their boot on a man's face than before AZJonnie Jan 19 #16

Sex doll look. Ugly. Joinfortmill Jan 19 #54

Reminds them of the true love they moved on to when they graduated from defiling the sofa cushions ToxMarz Jan 19 #58

Good lord! stage left Jan 19 #19

So I guess I could just go get a tube of silicone caulk The Madcap Jan 19 #22

I'll be doggone if I would make myself look like a freak to please anyone. appleannie1 Jan 19 #23

They were much nicer looking before---oh well! Ars Longa Jan 19 #25

That's what I don't get. Chellee Jan 19 #32

Good grief, Disaffected Jan 19 #26

Those two you mention GopherGal Jan 19 #73

Hard to face. cachukis Jan 19 #27

Search 'fish faces' on Google and you will find some striking resemblances dedl67 Jan 19 #28

Faces by Temu OMGWTF Jan 19 #29

They're all bad canetoad Jan 19 #30

Just trying to make the outside match their personalities. Buddyzbuddy Jan 19 #33

Almost lifelike Orrex Jan 19 #34

They almost look lifel-like. Swede Jan 19 #35

Great Collection MissouriDem47 Jan 19 #36

Self hating women to change their faces that way ! They look worst also with those unnatural fish lips kimbutgar Jan 19 #37

Is this what they're aiming for ? eppur_se_muova Jan 19 #38

If those were "before" and "after" pics to advertise cosmetic surgery, ... hvn_nbr_2 Jan 19 #39

They should have had their work done in South Korea synni Jan 19 #43

Every One Of Them...... BBbats Jan 19 #44

When did that... 2naSalit Jan 19 #45

It's not just the Repuke women that are doing this over-Botoxing to themselves FakeNoose Jan 19 #48

Their souls revealed by Botox Jrose Jan 19 #49

Post removed Post removed Jan 19 #50

AND.. haryn Jan 19 #51

Not one improvement bluestateboomer Jan 19 #55

I never understood why what Michael Jackson did to his face. He was a good-looking guy. spike jones Jan 19 #56

OMG LilElf70 Jan 19 #59

they were once beautiful women before all the "work." Trueblue Texan Jan 19 #61

They are frightening! maspaha Jan 19 #62

Plastic surgeon's ad: 'The Mar-a-Lago Face: Wealth, Power, and the Rise of America's Most Recognizable Elite Look' sop Jan 19 #63

That made me jump! thought crime Jan 19 #64

"Sex dolls" Sparkly Jan 19 #67

I guess god has to play second fiddle, because he got kicked out of 1st chair MagickMuffin Jan 19 #68

They were fairly to very pretty, but now? Yikes! electric_blue68 Jan 19 #70

They uglified themselves. mwmisses4289 Jan 19 #74

They're fucking ghouls now. johnnyfins Jan 19 #77

These women destroyed their faces LetMyPeopleVote Jan 19 #78

Yikes. GoCubsGo Jan 19 #79

A cautionary tale, that's for sure. AnotherMother4Peace Jan 20 #81

Gah! Blue Owl Jan 20 #82

"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce." Mark Twain Ping Tung Jan 20 #83

And "the look" is so bizarre you almost can't help staring -- like rubber necking at a wreck (nt) pat_k Jan 20 #84