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allegorical oracle

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21. Sanchez and Loomer seemed to have taken the surgery the furthest -- Guilfoyle is third.

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"They've changed their faces to please the patriarchy." [View all] highplainsdem Jan 2026 OP

That is so scary PatSeg Jan 2026 #1

OP should have had a trigger warning GopherGal Jan 2026 #6

Yeah, I've seen many of them before, PatSeg Jan 2026 #13

Hahaha Joinfortmill Jan 2026 #52

I can't believe that. Srkdqltr Jan 2026 #2

What, exactly, can you not believe in this little horror show? niyad Jan 2026 #42

The difference is awful. I can't believe someone would actually do that themselves. People are so wierd. Srkdqltr Jan 2026 #47

Some more so than others! niyad Jan 2026 #60

I can. johnp3907 Jan 2026 #46

They look like cadavers. Coventina Jan 2026 #3

Or puppets meant to be scary. highplainsdem Jan 2026 #9

Makes me think of the puppets in "Land of Confusion" video Jerry2144 Jan 2026 #40

Guilfoyle looks like a hellbeast out of a horror movie. lastlib Jan 2026 #17

They look like gargoyles. Solomon Jan 20 #80

Huh. Kristi Noem used to be attractive leftstreet Jan 2026 #4

Making the ugliness on the outside match the dog-killer ugliness on the inside. Aristus Jan 2026 #18

Who is the person in the middle right grouping? 3catwoman3 Jan 2026 #5

Jeff Bezo's wife...Ms Shanchez Deuxcents Jan 2026 #7

The best Mar-a-lago face money can buy! PatSeg Jan 2026 #14

You'd think with all their access to money... llmart Jan 2026 #24

My thoughts as well PatSeg Jan 2026 #41

They don't all look like plasic surgery patients to me.. whathehell Jan 2026 #57

Karoline is the only one where I wouldn't bet a ton of money AZJonnie Jan 2026 #65

Her nose is redone I think. Bristlecone Jan 2026 #69

I disagree, but regardless of the facts, I'd guess my whathehell Jan 2026 #71

You're right, not an expert, and if you are, I defer to your expertise :) AZJonnie Jan 2026 #72

Lol..Hardly an "expert", but judging by the whathehell Jan 20 #85

That's fair to say (n/t) AZJonnie Jan 20 #86

Sanchez and Loomer seemed to have taken the surgery the furthest -- Guilfoyle is third. allegorical oracle Jan 2026 #21

Jeff Bezo's wife. Yikes. Maru Kitteh Jan 2026 #8

You know which Republican women don't have that face? Fiendish Thingy Jan 2026 #10

Interesting! That never occurred to me til you said it. Alice B. Jan 2026 #11

Melania may not have Mar-a-Lago face, but she doesn't look at all... 3catwoman3 Jan 2026 #20

Melania definitely went through the protocol. She like others ruined her looks. Fla Dem Jan 2026 #66

Ivanka was actually quite plain as a child. 3catwoman3 Jan 2026 #75

She made herself JustAnotherGen Jan 2026 #76

I was thinking that, too. Joinfortmill Jan 2026 #53

"Gosh! I wish I looked more like The Thing from Another World!" struggle4progress Jan 2026 #12

Well, *some* other world, anyway. nt eppur_se_muova Jan 2026 #31

I must not be part of the patriarchy then... Hugin Jan 2026 #15

To my eyes many of them now look more like they'd crack the whip and put their boot on a man's face than before AZJonnie Jan 2026 #16

Sex doll look. Ugly. Joinfortmill Jan 2026 #54

Reminds them of the true love they moved on to when they graduated from defiling the sofa cushions ToxMarz Jan 2026 #58

Good lord! stage left Jan 2026 #19

So I guess I could just go get a tube of silicone caulk The Madcap Jan 2026 #22

I'll be doggone if I would make myself look like a freak to please anyone. appleannie1 Jan 2026 #23

They were much nicer looking before---oh well! Ars Longa Jan 2026 #25

That's what I don't get. Chellee Jan 2026 #32

Good grief, Disaffected Jan 2026 #26

Those two you mention GopherGal Jan 2026 #73

Hard to face. cachukis Jan 2026 #27

Search 'fish faces' on Google and you will find some striking resemblances dedl67 Jan 2026 #28

Faces by Temu OMGWTF Jan 2026 #29

They're all bad canetoad Jan 2026 #30

Just trying to make the outside match their personalities. Buddyzbuddy Jan 2026 #33

Almost lifelike Orrex Jan 2026 #34

They almost look lifel-like. Swede Jan 2026 #35

Great Collection MissouriDem47 Jan 2026 #36

Self hating women to change their faces that way ! They look worst also with those unnatural fish lips kimbutgar Jan 2026 #37

Is this what they're aiming for ? eppur_se_muova Jan 2026 #38

If those were "before" and "after" pics to advertise cosmetic surgery, ... hvn_nbr_2 Jan 2026 #39

They should have had their work done in South Korea synni Jan 2026 #43

Every One Of Them...... BBbats Jan 2026 #44

When did that... 2naSalit Jan 2026 #45

It's not just the Repuke women that are doing this over-Botoxing to themselves FakeNoose Jan 2026 #48

Their souls revealed by Botox Jrose Jan 2026 #49

Post removed Post removed Jan 2026 #50

AND.. haryn Jan 2026 #51

Not one improvement bluestateboomer Jan 2026 #55

I never understood why what Michael Jackson did to his face. He was a good-looking guy. spike jones Jan 2026 #56

OMG LilElf70 Jan 2026 #59

they were once beautiful women before all the "work." Trueblue Texan Jan 2026 #61

They are frightening! maspaha Jan 2026 #62

Plastic surgeon's ad: 'The Mar-a-Lago Face: Wealth, Power, and the Rise of America's Most Recognizable Elite Look' sop Jan 2026 #63

That made me jump! thought crime Jan 2026 #64

"Sex dolls" Sparkly Jan 2026 #67

I guess god has to play second fiddle, because he got kicked out of 1st chair MagickMuffin Jan 2026 #68

They were fairly to very pretty, but now? Yikes! electric_blue68 Jan 2026 #70

They uglified themselves. mwmisses4289 Jan 2026 #74

They're fucking ghouls now. johnnyfins Jan 2026 #77

These women destroyed their faces LetMyPeopleVote Jan 2026 #78

Yikes. GoCubsGo Jan 2026 #79

A cautionary tale, that's for sure. AnotherMother4Peace Jan 20 #81

Gah! Blue Owl Jan 20 #82

"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce." Mark Twain Ping Tung Jan 20 #83

And "the look" is so bizarre you almost can't help staring -- like rubber necking at a wreck (nt) pat_k Jan 20 #84