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5. SO freaking *RELIEVED* it's The Onion. It took me a minute to click the headline, fearing it was for real.

Mon Jan 19, 2026, 04:37 PM

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"Pro-Lifers" would begin attacking vaccine clinics. Not far enough from reality to be comfortable.

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Florida Passes Law Granting Viruses Personhood [View all] Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Monday OP

I love the Onion LetMyPeopleVote Monday #1

Oh, Come on Onion! ornotna Monday #2

Only logical since they elected one governor. jls4561 Monday #3

Glad it's The Onion! SheltieLover Monday #4

Same here. calimary Monday #14

Satire: Still dead. Aristus Monday #7

Soon, people will begin naming their children after viruses! PikaBlue Monday #8

Rick Scott is known as "The Clap" here in Edgewater. rubbersole Monday #15

Does he have a sister named chlamydia? PikaBlue Monday #16

Ex-wife. rubbersole Monday #17

It was a sexually transmitted divorce (STD) PikaBlue Monday #18

We can't kill viruses. Just accept them into your heart. Pro-life! IronLionZion Monday #9

I had to check the link. niyad Monday #10

These days one can't tell the Onion from reality. NNadir Monday #12

Getting hard out there for the Onion. Scott Alan Swaggerty Monday #13