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19. Don't even ask about pensions.

Wed Jan 21, 2026, 05:20 PM

Jan 2026

But they could get "three hots and a cot" once convicted.

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Here it is: TommyT139 Jan 2026 #14

Not to mention JokeHer Jan 2026 #18

10K Signing Bonus North Coast Lawyer Jan 2026 #17

In Dr. Dre official Compton voice: Kid Berwyn Jan 2026 #2

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I think they tried. The Old "Car Rammed Agent" Routine Kid Berwyn Jan 2026 #23

In the infinite words of W.C. Fields: MarineCombatEngineer Jan 2026 #3

Incorrect RustyWheels Jan 2026 #4

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The Trump Doctrine ToxMarz Jan 2026 #7

They could have used that $50K to pay their legal fees. sop Jan 2026 #8

ICE will likely be gone by then Renew Deal Jan 2026 #15

A Trump Never Pays His Debts North Coast Lawyer Jan 2026 #16

Don't even ask about pensions. eppur_se_muova Jan 2026 #19

Is this true or satire? MadameButterfly Jan 2026 #20

Its a structured payment Coldwater Jan 2026 #22

aka the orange asshole is pulling a putin. Javaman Jan 2026 #25