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EllieBC

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32. I'm starting to think doctors are wrong.

Thu Jan 22, 2026, 08:54 AM

10 hrs ago

They keep telling everyone that high sodium and high fat and high carb diets will kill you.

Well how they fuck to they explain this asshole?

His arteries have one job here and they’re failing me.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex 12 hrs ago OP

Ate too many Swiss chocolates SocialDemocrat61 12 hrs ago #1

I hope he didn't hurt the chocolate! 😉🤓 littlemissmartypants 11 hrs ago #21

Just one more thin mint, Mr. Creosote? Ocelot II 10 hrs ago #37

No but malaise 12 hrs ago #2

Bawaha surfered 12 hrs ago #5

Choked while taco weave in progress? SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #10

That should've choked him! SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #9

Satan enticed him by promising to rename hell after him, but he must show up? SheltieLover 12 hrs ago #3

Your muses are working overtime surfered 12 hrs ago #6

Lol. They love nothing better than contemplating the fortunate event SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #7

Hahaha! I love you so much! littlemissmartypants 11 hrs ago #17

Love you too, Pants! SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #26

Hehehe for the red carpet malaise 11 hrs ago #25

Must have been quite a shock to the fucking pedo slob SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #27

Love #3, Orrex! SheltieLover 12 hrs ago #4

Ditto malaise 11 hrs ago #11

That would be poetic justice imo SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #14

Stroked out after arriving in Davos to find there was no one there to receive him. surfered 11 hrs ago #8

No wonder he blathered on seemingly forever SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #12

I love how pitiful he looks. And I'm not sorry. littlemissmartypants 11 hrs ago #20

I'm only sorry the slob is masquerading as US President SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #22

America IS being attacked by a Russian agent-- seems only fair that NATO would help us out LymphocyteLover 11 hrs ago #13

Absofuckingloutely! SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #15

absoluckingfutely. twodogsbarking 10 hrs ago #31

Haha SheltieLover 10 hrs ago #35

Almost hit by shoe at Davos... sop 11 hrs ago #16

Shoo, Trump! Just go away! Wicked Blue 44 min ago #48

I'll take door #3, Orrex. littlemissmartypants 11 hrs ago #18

Me too, Pants! SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #23

He should be dead metaphorically and politically after that week, bagimin 11 hrs ago #19

TRUMP-EPSTEIN PARTNERSHIP PEDO WAY? SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #24

Insurrectionists Lane? bagimin 11 hrs ago #28

Lots of great possibilities! SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #29

Traitor Way niyad 2 hrs ago #47

Failed to remove ball bearings from pocket for last MRI? Harker 10 hrs ago #30

I'm starting to think doctors are wrong. EllieBC 10 hrs ago #32

Force fed serano peppers until he melted like a Hershey bar in your pocket in July. twodogsbarking 10 hrs ago #33

I'd pay to see that malaise 10 hrs ago #34

Me too! SheltieLover 10 hrs ago #36

Today is a new day and it is rich with possibilities. Botany 9 hrs ago #38

When he finally does depart this planet... Dulcinea 9 hrs ago #39

No. Why take a chance and or pollute the ocean? Botany 9 hrs ago #40

Goddess Pele might get very angry Wicked Blue 42 min ago #49

After blustering and threatening Denmark over Greenland, Denmark said yeah, but give us the Virgin Islands back. jls4561 9 hrs ago #41

Well, i was hoping that was the BLOB (movie) crawling up his hand to his arm, BUT bluestarone 8 hrs ago #42

Had the living "shit" beat out of him by Arctic Penguins thinking red carpet 'drunken' walk was mocking them? hlthe2b 8 hrs ago #43

Lol MustLoveBeagles 4 hrs ago #46

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 5 hrs ago #44

Late edition - this is too good - it might finish him off malaise 5 hrs ago #45