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jls4561

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41. After blustering and threatening Denmark over Greenland, Denmark said yeah, but give us the Virgin Islands back.

Thu Jan 22, 2026, 10:08 AM

12 hrs ago

Fat Donnie was about to agree, then some flunky told him the US Virgin Islands included Epstein Island, with all legal documents left behind.

He began screaming “Hoax!! Hoax!! Hoax!!” until he melted. Rubio, Besset and Lutnick dutifully licked up the goo and expired shortly thereafter from toxic shock.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex 15 hrs ago OP

Ate too many Swiss chocolates SocialDemocrat61 15 hrs ago #1

I hope he didn't hurt the chocolate! 😉🤓 littlemissmartypants 14 hrs ago #21

Just one more thin mint, Mr. Creosote? Ocelot II 13 hrs ago #37

No but malaise 15 hrs ago #2

Bawaha surfered 15 hrs ago #5

Choked while taco weave in progress? SheltieLover 15 hrs ago #10

That should've choked him! SheltieLover 15 hrs ago #9

Satan enticed him by promising to rename hell after him, but he must show up? SheltieLover 15 hrs ago #3

Your muses are working overtime surfered 15 hrs ago #6

Lol. They love nothing better than contemplating the fortunate event SheltieLover 15 hrs ago #7

Hahaha! I love you so much! littlemissmartypants 14 hrs ago #17

Love you too, Pants! SheltieLover 14 hrs ago #26

Hehehe for the red carpet malaise 14 hrs ago #25

Must have been quite a shock to the fucking pedo slob SheltieLover 14 hrs ago #27

Love #3, Orrex! SheltieLover 15 hrs ago #4

Ditto malaise 15 hrs ago #11

That would be poetic justice imo SheltieLover 15 hrs ago #14

Stroked out after arriving in Davos to find there was no one there to receive him. surfered 15 hrs ago #8

No wonder he blathered on seemingly forever SheltieLover 15 hrs ago #12

I love how pitiful he looks. And I'm not sorry. littlemissmartypants 14 hrs ago #20

I'm only sorry the slob is masquerading as US President SheltieLover 14 hrs ago #22

America IS being attacked by a Russian agent-- seems only fair that NATO would help us out LymphocyteLover 15 hrs ago #13

Absofuckingloutely! SheltieLover 15 hrs ago #15

absoluckingfutely. twodogsbarking 13 hrs ago #31

Haha SheltieLover 13 hrs ago #35

Almost hit by shoe at Davos... sop 15 hrs ago #16

Shoo, Trump! Just go away! Wicked Blue 4 hrs ago #48

I'll take door #3, Orrex. littlemissmartypants 14 hrs ago #18

Me too, Pants! SheltieLover 14 hrs ago #23

He should be dead metaphorically and politically after that week, bagimin 14 hrs ago #19

TRUMP-EPSTEIN PARTNERSHIP PEDO WAY? SheltieLover 14 hrs ago #24

Insurrectionists Lane? bagimin 14 hrs ago #28

Lots of great possibilities! SheltieLover 14 hrs ago #29

Traitor Way niyad 6 hrs ago #47

Failed to remove ball bearings from pocket for last MRI? Harker 13 hrs ago #30

I'm starting to think doctors are wrong. EllieBC 13 hrs ago #32

Force fed serano peppers until he melted like a Hershey bar in your pocket in July. twodogsbarking 13 hrs ago #33

I'd pay to see that malaise 13 hrs ago #34

Me too! SheltieLover 13 hrs ago #36

Today is a new day and it is rich with possibilities. Botany 13 hrs ago #38

When he finally does depart this planet... Dulcinea 13 hrs ago #39

No. Why take a chance and or pollute the ocean? Botany 12 hrs ago #40

Goddess Pele might get very angry Wicked Blue 4 hrs ago #49

After blustering and threatening Denmark over Greenland, Denmark said yeah, but give us the Virgin Islands back. jls4561 12 hrs ago #41

Well, i was hoping that was the BLOB (movie) crawling up his hand to his arm, BUT bluestarone 12 hrs ago #42

Had the living "shit" beat out of him by Arctic Penguins thinking red carpet 'drunken' walk was mocking them? hlthe2b 11 hrs ago #43

Lol MustLoveBeagles 7 hrs ago #46

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 9 hrs ago #44

Late edition - this is too good - it might finish him off malaise 8 hrs ago #45