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leftstreet

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Reply to flvegan (Reply #1)

Thu Feb 5, 2026, 12:59 PM

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Winter Olympics 'penis-gate' sparks anti-doping concerns [View all] WestMichRad 7 hrs ago OP

Hyaluronic Acid Penis is my Ramones cover band name. flvegan 7 hrs ago #1

... leftstreet 7 hrs ago #2

Injections in the penis are not painful if done correctly, I'm told. dickthegrouch 6 hrs ago #14

And is your hit song DevineAli 5 hrs ago #22

Huh. My, uh, friend's penis enlargement kit didn't even mention the improved ski jump aerodynamics. nt sl8 7 hrs ago #3

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Alliepoo 6 hrs ago #6

This is one of the... 2naSalit 7 hrs ago #4

Same here. The corruption at the IOC, the bs with the soviet judges niyad 4 hrs ago #33

The Jamaican Olympics team is going to be all over this one. John1956PA 6 hrs ago #5

;-{)...... Goonch 6 hrs ago #7

This plan doesn't work for ALL Olympics events. Beartracks 6 hrs ago #8

Gives new meaning to the "hoist by his own petard" phrase. 3catwoman3 4 hrs ago #35

One photo caption I saw read: "The Frenchman's intrusive baguette cost him a clearance." Beartracks 2 hrs ago #43

Heh, I'm thinking Disaffected 6 hrs ago #9

See #8 above. 3catwoman3 4 hrs ago #36

Could be a boon for viewership underpants 6 hrs ago #10

How does a larger suit improve aerodynamics? quaint 6 hrs ago #11

Rate of descent Tasmanian Devil 6 hrs ago #18

I think that guy might have injected a little too much. sl8 5 hrs ago #20

Well, then why dont they just require everyone to wear the largest size standard cup thats available, Volaris 5 hrs ago #23

Turning into a wing Tasmanian Devil 4 hrs ago #24

"Dude! Impressive wing!" WestMichRad 4 hrs ago #40

It would be good for snack storage. littlemissmartypants 4 hrs ago #30

You did it - reminded me of this classic NewHendoLib 6 hrs ago #12

"That's not my bag, baby," Men's Olympic Ski Jumper Bristlecone 6 hrs ago #13

This message was self-deleted by its author sl8 6 hrs ago #15

AIIEEEE! DavidDvorkin 6 hrs ago #16

If you're relying on your penis to act as an aerodynamic wing, you're doing something wrong. PeaceWave 6 hrs ago #17

snicker!!! niyad 4 hrs ago #28

Hyaluronic acid is a substance naturally found in the body jmowreader 6 hrs ago #19

It is in a great many personal care products as well. niyad 4 hrs ago #26

!!! mwmisses4289 5 hrs ago #21

This is The Onion, yes??? PLEASE tell me this is The Onion. niyad 4 hrs ago #25

"improve aerodynamics" - well, that seems counter-intuitive! UTUSN 4 hrs ago #27

I guess if... littlemissmartypants 4 hrs ago #29

... orangecrush 4 hrs ago #31

I guess size does matter. MLAA 4 hrs ago #32

Pablo Torre did a podcast chelsea0011 4 hrs ago #34

Gives new meaning to the definition of "Aerodynamic Helmet" ToxMarz 4 hrs ago #37

OK, here's my stupid question. ananda 4 hrs ago #38

Just guessing, but... WestMichRad 3 hrs ago #41

Well, the good part is that it's hilariously funny. ananda 2 hrs ago #44

Take A Look At My Enormous Deep State Witch 4 hrs ago #39

I do love barbershop quartet harmony. 3catwoman3 3 hrs ago #42