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Orrex

(67,170 posts) Sun Feb 15, 2026, 09:31 AM Feb 15

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Proved that "suicide is only one option?"

Rage-induced coronary when he couldn't find the Superbowl on tv today?

Vaporized by space laser reflecting off of foil party balloons?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Feb 15 OP

Accidentally zapped by a laser? SheltieLover Feb 15 #1

Found murdered in the Lincoln bedroom SocialDemocrat61 Feb 15 #2

No, he isn't yet, but Submariner Feb 15 #3

Wow! Now I have something else to look forward to! Orrex Feb 15 #20

Sadly, no. surfered Feb 15 #4

Shot down by The Red Baron? twodogsbarking Feb 15 #19

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Feb 15 #5

Soon, from possible dart frog poisoning if there is a merciful God surfered Feb 15 #7

If god were merciful, we would not be in this mess! niyad Feb 15 #10

Good point! surfered Feb 15 #11

Right now would be good! SheltieLover Feb 15 #13

Actually any time would be good DeeDeeNY Feb 15 #24

Agreed, Dee! SheltieLover Feb 15 #25

Soon... SheltieLover Feb 15 #12

Died after Venezuelan Secret Service secreted a pair of Dart Frogs into his underwear surfered Feb 15 #6

I see what you did there malaise Feb 15 #9

No but malaise Feb 15 #8

If ETTD, then someone tell him (Gag Warning) Raine1967 Feb 15 #14

No rational person WestMichRad Feb 15 #15

Recalled home by his OGBuzz Feb 15 #16

Failed to realize (as the cats of the world unite)... hlthe2b Feb 15 #17

I think Robert Frost would approve the changes. twodogsbarking Feb 15 #18

Abducted by aliens? BigmanPigman Feb 15 #21

Poo Tin conspires with Blumancru Feb 15 #22

Nope ABC123Easy Feb 15 #23

Not as of 1 pm Washington time in the US irisblue Feb 15 #26

trump is not well LetMyPeopleVote Feb 15 #27