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Orrex

(67,198 posts) Tue Mar 10, 2026, 07:06 AM Mar 10

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Collapsed in panic at suggestion that he might have to testify under oath?

Died and is right now walking around with no legs?

Heartbroken that he wasn't gifted any women on International Women's Day?

Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Mar 10 OP

No but skin cancer is a good start Coldwater Mar 10 #1

Nyet. Damn i! 58Sunliner Mar 10 #2

3 excellent options... sadly God chose none of them LymphocyteLover Mar 10 #3

A major market correction is inevitable soon Ponietz Mar 10 #4

Today would be good. niyad Mar 10 #7

No but Reggie Jackson isn't either underpants Mar 10 #5

She wasn't first. I was watching this while suffering from shingles. twodogsbarking Mar 10 #10

That's seriously lazy. underpants Mar 10 #16

They all look the same to Habba Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Mar 10 #11

Wow 😳 MustLoveBeagles Mar 10 #25

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Mar 10 #6

I have a dream surfered Mar 10 #13

Yes!!! SheltieLover Mar 10 #19

Cripes, soon!!! SheltieLover Mar 10 #18

Yes, please!!! Otherwise none of us may survive. niyad Mar 10 #28

;-{)..... Goonch Mar 10 #8

"Died when the demented old fool thought he could take over the world... hlthe2b Mar 10 #9

Aw MustLoveBeagles Mar 10 #26

Klaatu and Gort come back to Washington? Harker Mar 10 #12

I wish MustLoveBeagles Mar 10 #27

I'd love to cue the theramin. Harker Mar 10 #29

Sadly, no. But he did get a bad diagnosis... surfered Mar 10 #14

Did you see JustAnotherGen Mar 10 #15

No but malaise Mar 10 #17

No, but for gawd's sakes, it has to be soon, doesn't it? SheltieLover Mar 10 #20

Before he destroys the world! surfered Mar 10 #21

Exactly what I was thinking! SheltieLover Mar 10 #22

Shoelace on his Florshiems got stuck in the moving steps of his escalator Blue Owl Mar 10 #23

That's an image that will buoy my spirits through the whole day! Orrex Mar 10 #24

It is hard to tell if trump is dead or not LetMyPeopleVote Mar 10 #30

No cheering out my windows yet...... electric_blue68 Mar 10 #31