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29. These Pathetic Losers Are Just So Sad

Sat Mar 14, 2026, 03:47 PM

Mar 14

It makes me think of Junior High School (now Middle School). Did they actually have parents who paid them any attention? Marco, speak up!!

You are sad little lads and lassies entirely lacking in any character or personality of your own, hoping against hope that this desperate, insecure, never-properly-patented-hisself thug/bully will somehow reclaim you from the dustbin of your life. He won't. He can't. Suicide might be your best choice!

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📸 Marco Rubio wearing oversized shoes that Trump ordered for him by just guessing his size. Trump has been buying $145 [View all] riversedge Mar 11 OP

Imagine the alternate headline: "President HARRIS buys matching pumps for all female staffers to encourage unity and l riversedge Mar 11 #1

"a lighthearted way to encourage loyalty and unity..." WestMichRad Mar 11 #2

Thats right, trump may as well have said 'dance for me, monkey'. Volaris Mar 11 #20

Doubtful, because these spineless B.See Mar 14 #42

OMG. Why didn't he just go to Florsheim and exchange them--or buy a new pair if necessary?! hlthe2b Mar 11 #3

Exactly what I was thinking underpants Mar 11 #9

Because Stalin....errr....Trump would know. Girard442 Mar 14 #36

Why call Florsheim? You can just buy a pair on Amazon. rsdsharp Mar 14 #38

Wow Lil Marco, those shoes are way way too big for widdle feet like yours...stuff some paper or something in there... wcmagumba Mar 11 #4

Lots of things are too big for RUBIO-Batista - senator, Secty of State, presidential candidate, integrity... UTUSN Mar 11 #23

In my lifetime........... Lovie777 Mar 11 #5

Rubio thinks he is in the lead to replace Trump in '28 newdeal2 Mar 11 #10

Only because Donny's order for rubber clown noses hasn't arrived yet. nt Buns_of_Fire Mar 11 #6

Early stage of training for "Boar on the Floor". Succession fans will get it. n/t CincyDem Mar 11 #7

So t is just getting one size and giving them out to his... mwmisses4289 Mar 11 #8

I think that it's in the tRump Epstien files. tintinvotes Mar 11 #11

Part of me finds this hilarious. GoCubsGo Mar 11 #12

Nothing Trmp does is lighthearted. eppur_se_muova Mar 11 #13

Like his cheating at golf. Girard442 Mar 14 #37

;-{) Goonch Mar 11 #14

People should post photos of Trump and Liddle Marco's ankles in those shoes. Trump would be furious. dem4decades Mar 11 #15

Who is the activities director for Donny's Adult Day Care? tanyev Mar 11 #16

Perfect---For A Trump Clown. 🤡 👞 🎪 🎠 ColoringFool Mar 11 #17

I bet we bought those shoes. Emile Mar 11 #18

Trump is not buying Johnny2X2X Mar 11 #19

How fucking embarrassing is that? Swede Mar 11 #21

Marco does his Big Shoe Dance for Trump whenever he goes into the Oval Office. Midnight Writer Mar 11 #22

The internet is having fun at trump making Rubio wear shoes that do not fit him LetMyPeopleVote Mar 12 #24

Bwaaahahahaaaa. LOVE THESE. B.See Mar 14 #43

Here are yet more memes/jokes regarding trump giving Rubia too large shoes LetMyPeopleVote Mar 14 #25

You and I are paying for those shoes. Not Trump. Irish_Dem Mar 14 #26

Thank you, Irish_Dem. MIButterfly Mar 14 #28

Ha. Yep great minds nailed it. Irish_Dem Mar 14 #33

I don't believe for one second that DJT paid for those shoes. MIButterfly Mar 14 #27

These Pathetic Losers Are Just So Sad The Roux Comes First Mar 14 #29

Guess Little Marco and his BIG shoes can say goodbye to 2028. Vinca Mar 14 #30

The Cabinet of Shitheels Blue Owl Mar 14 #31

Better too big than too small, methinks. DJ Synikus Makisimus Mar 14 #32

A diseased narcissist's mind... GiqueCee Mar 14 #34

Do Rubio's shoes have lifts already built in? Norrrm Mar 14 #35

You sure it isn't tax payers buying these shoes? Emile Mar 14 #39

Imagine wearing shoes two sizes too big for fear of Trump. doc03 Mar 14 #40

This is some full blown North Korea shit. Initech Mar 14 #41

OOOOOOooo I hope he orders SUITS next, and then MAKEUP. Maru Kitteh Mar 14 #44

Clown shoes for all. sinkingfeeling Mar 14 #45