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Aviation Pro

(15,618 posts) Thu Mar 19, 2026, 11:05 PM Mar 19

We live in the dumbest fucking timeline [View all]

In another universe, Clinton won in 2016, the U.S. is prosperous, there are less than 10 billionaires in the country, Elooooon was deported back to South Africa, universal healthcare is the law of the land, abortion rights were codified in the Constitution as an amendment, Putin was overthrown and rumored to be part of a sidewalk near Red Square, and a child rapist bag of fuck is drooling in his cell.

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We live in the dumbest fucking timeline [View all] Aviation Pro Mar 19 OP

Is there a list I can sign up on Bettie Mar 19 #1

You'll tell us if you find the door to that timeline, yes? electric_blue68 Mar 19 #2

Ima gonna bed dweller Mar 19 #3

Well, time to finish my Multiverse-traveling machine and get the hell out of here. Dave Bowman Mar 19 #4

I'd Wish Upon A Million Stars BlueKota Mar 19 #5

heck Skittles Mar 19 #6

Yeah. That, too. calimary Mar 19 #8

Was going to post that very thing. Coventina Mar 20 #12

ah OK Skittles Mar 20 #14

lol! No, I was fully adult by 2000! Coventina Mar 20 #15

Well, that IS what I voted for. calimary Mar 19 #7

I've read a lot of alternate future timelines... diverdownjt Mar 19 #9

This hurts. kairos12 Mar 19 #10

This message was self-deleted by its author jfz9580m Mar 20 #11

We live in the fucking dumbest COUNTRY!!! BigmanPigman Mar 20 #13

The SNL from 2006 where (the real) Al Gore speaks as being the president: fierywoman Mar 20 #16

Can we transfer to that timeline?? niyad Mar 20 #17