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IcyPeas

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6. It's the best war ever. No one's ever seen anything like it.

Reply to msongs (Original post)

Wed Apr 1, 2026, 12:20 AM

Apr 1

Only I, your president, donald j trump, could've done this. No other president had the guts. And we won.

I've solved yet another war. I deserve the Nobel peace prize.

The generals came to me with tears in their eyes... and said Sir....

Europe didn't help us. They're going to regret that.

Cuba is next, then Greenland.

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what will trump say in his april fools day speech? [View all] msongs Mar 31 OP

Will give detailed architectual details of ballroom. Sneederbunk Mar 31 #1

All I ever hear when that fool opens his mouth is "ME! ME! ME!" jls4561 Mar 31 #2

Nothing of any value displacedvermoter Mar 31 #3

The @$$hole will probably ramble on about his ball room. CentralMass Mar 31 #4

"If Iran doesn't open Hormuz, I'll call and tell them all about my ballroom" struggle4progress Apr 1 #8

He and the Ayatollah reached a deal leftstreet Mar 31 #5

It's the best war ever. No one's ever seen anything like it. IcyPeas Apr 1 #6

He's deputized the moon astronauts as ICE agents. tinrobot Apr 1 #7