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Orrex

(67,313 posts) Tue Apr 7, 2026, 06:58 AM Apr 7

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Died after breathlessly recounting how he heroically rescued the downed pilot, the Apollo 13 astronauts, the Lindbergh baby, and Private Ryan?

Stroked out in giddy excitement over his plan to deploy nukes in Iran?

Simultaneously struck by lightning, bitten by a shark, and flattened by a meteorite, which is statistically more likely than his obsequious cabinet invoking the 25th on him?

Just fucking died already, for literally any reason at all?

I mean come on, dammit!

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Apr 7 OP

;-{) AAUGH! Goonch Apr 7 #1

nope Celerity Apr 7 #2

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Apr 7 #3

I have a dream..it would save mankind. surfered Apr 7 #15

We all share in your vision of world peace! SheltieLover Apr 7 #19

Rfn would be perfect! SheltieLover Apr 7 #18

No but malaise Apr 7 #4

Shark would probably spit it out because of the toxic taste IronLionZion Apr 7 #5

Last functioning brain cell goes offline Blumancru Apr 7 #6

They also serve who dance and wait........... twodogsbarking Apr 7 #7

Ha malaise Apr 7 #8

I relinquish my award to Orrex and award you with ice cream......... twodogsbarking Apr 7 #9

For this DUzy?😀 malaise Apr 7 #10

May I add that he found Jimmy Hoffa, Amelia Earhart and Fred Noonan. twodogsbarking Apr 7 #11

Hahaha malaise Apr 7 #12

No, and now he is stark raving mad. Joinfortmill Apr 7 #13

NOW? malaise Apr 7 #14

Must be soon. They've approved plans for his Presidential Library surfered Apr 7 #16

Lost on the dark side of the moon? SheltieLover Apr 7 #17

The American Public hearing Trump's spew this am... hlthe2b Apr 7 #20

Aw MustLoveBeagles Apr 7 #32

greetings from the night shift AllaN01Bear Apr 7 #21

Not yet but he Gordcanuck Apr 7 #22

It's coming. One way or the other, this guy's toast is almost done. Joinfortmill Apr 7 #23

Mistook Squishy Butter for the real thing and choked. no_hypocrisy Apr 7 #24

Well, you've found a great use for the butter! SheltieLover Apr 7 #25

Accidentally bombed himself like the coyote in Looney Tunes. Bad aim! LeftInTX Apr 7 #26

I'm stealing this surfered Apr 7 #27

Ahh, memories... hlthe2b Apr 7 #29

Morphed into this overnight malaise Apr 7 #31

Iranian secret plot to reverse-flush all the White House toilets Wicked Blue Apr 7 #28

I want the Obama tan suit day to come again LetMyPeopleVote Apr 7 #30