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Orrex

(67,313 posts) Thu Apr 9, 2026, 06:54 AM Apr 9

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Shown the instruments after threatening Pope Leo XIV's ambassador?

Borrowed Slotin's screwdriver to check out the demon core as part of his Iran ceasefire negotiations?

Asphyxiated while proving that he can escape from a Strait jacket?

Just fucking died already for any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Apr 9 OP

🏳️ underpants Apr 9 #1

Was hanging out with some guy SocialDemocrat61 Apr 9 #2

Love it! Orrex Apr 9 #4

Hey, what works - works! electric_blue68 Apr 9 #38

;-{) TRUMP'S NIGHTMARE Goonch Apr 9 #3

No but malaise Apr 9 #5

Choked on a Hormuz... MiHale Apr 9 #6

Was peace that killed the orange blob. twodogsbarking Apr 9 #7

has the worldstarted a GoFundMe yet? samnsara Apr 9 #8

#2 is an awesome choice LymphocyteLover Apr 9 #9

Couldn't happen though. Slotin was extremely well educated and the orange... NNadir Apr 9 #14

The fascinating things one learns on DU! niyad Apr 9 #29

Well, tRUMP doesn't need to be educated to pry open the two pieces of shielding. He just need to be told there's a LymphocyteLover Apr 9 #36

Good point, but my point is that one would need to be educated to be... NNadir Apr 9 #37

The best thing to come out of his mouth... Dulcinea Apr 9 #10

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Apr 9 #11

We share your dream.. surfered Apr 9 #19

Warning? More like a promise! SheltieLover Apr 9 #27

Soon! And not bibically soon. Rfn! SheltieLover Apr 9 #25

YES!!! niyad Apr 9 #26

... SheltieLover Apr 9 #32

No, but another day closer...and now considered by the world to be mad as a hatter Joinfortmill Apr 9 #12

Stanky's "op-ed" in The Onion, 2013: Ponietz Apr 9 #13

A most heartening piece, except taking way too long. niyad Apr 9 #24

Can you please change the title of your op? orangecrush Apr 9 #15

I'm waiting for that. twodogsbarking Apr 9 #17

Thanks! orangecrush Apr 9 #23

Attempted to play with a yo-yo and knocked him punkin clean off. Didn't read the warning label. twodogsbarking Apr 9 #16

Committed Harakari after little Marco was forced to sign surrender docs to Iran. NNadir Apr 9 #18

Didn't have the cash to pay the Hormuz toll, so he tried to swim and drowned. LeftInTX Apr 9 #20

Thread winner in my opinion. NNadir Apr 9 #33

Stampeded by angry MAGA base on the rampage...led by his most insane (former) supporters... hlthe2b Apr 9 #21

Get him! MustLoveBeagles Apr 9 #35

Fatal Florshiem blowout on the former East Wing rubble Blue Owl Apr 9 #22

Not yet that I'm aware of, but plenty of time left for a cankle blow out today. SheltieLover Apr 9 #28

Every day brings his last breath closer. Botany Apr 9 #30

Last words LetMyPeopleVote Apr 9 #31

DURec leftstreet Apr 9 #34