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twodogsbarking

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16. Attempted to play with a yo-yo and knocked him punkin clean off. Didn't read the warning label.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Apr 9, 2026, 08:29 AM

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Apr 9 OP

🏳️ underpants Apr 9 #1

Was hanging out with some guy SocialDemocrat61 Apr 9 #2

Love it! Orrex Apr 9 #4

Hey, what works - works! electric_blue68 Apr 9 #38

;-{) TRUMP'S NIGHTMARE Goonch Apr 9 #3

No but malaise Apr 9 #5

Choked on a Hormuz... MiHale Apr 9 #6

Was peace that killed the orange blob. twodogsbarking Apr 9 #7

has the worldstarted a GoFundMe yet? samnsara Apr 9 #8

#2 is an awesome choice LymphocyteLover Apr 9 #9

Couldn't happen though. Slotin was extremely well educated and the orange... NNadir Apr 9 #14

The fascinating things one learns on DU! niyad Apr 9 #29

Well, tRUMP doesn't need to be educated to pry open the two pieces of shielding. He just need to be told there's a LymphocyteLover Apr 9 #36

Good point, but my point is that one would need to be educated to be... NNadir Apr 9 #37

The best thing to come out of his mouth... Dulcinea Apr 9 #10

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Apr 9 #11

We share your dream.. surfered Apr 9 #19

Warning? More like a promise! SheltieLover Apr 9 #27

Soon! And not bibically soon. Rfn! SheltieLover Apr 9 #25

YES!!! niyad Apr 9 #26

... SheltieLover Apr 9 #32

No, but another day closer...and now considered by the world to be mad as a hatter Joinfortmill Apr 9 #12

Stanky's "op-ed" in The Onion, 2013: Ponietz Apr 9 #13

A most heartening piece, except taking way too long. niyad Apr 9 #24

Can you please change the title of your op? orangecrush Apr 9 #15

I'm waiting for that. twodogsbarking Apr 9 #17

Thanks! orangecrush Apr 9 #23

Attempted to play with a yo-yo and knocked him punkin clean off. Didn't read the warning label. twodogsbarking Apr 9 #16

Committed Harakari after little Marco was forced to sign surrender docs to Iran. NNadir Apr 9 #18

Didn't have the cash to pay the Hormuz toll, so he tried to swim and drowned. LeftInTX Apr 9 #20

Thread winner in my opinion. NNadir Apr 9 #33

Stampeded by angry MAGA base on the rampage...led by his most insane (former) supporters... hlthe2b Apr 9 #21

Get him! MustLoveBeagles Apr 9 #35

Fatal Florshiem blowout on the former East Wing rubble Blue Owl Apr 9 #22

Not yet that I'm aware of, but plenty of time left for a cankle blow out today. SheltieLover Apr 9 #28

Every day brings his last breath closer. Botany Apr 9 #30

Last words LetMyPeopleVote Apr 9 #31

DURec leftstreet Apr 9 #34