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mahatmakanejeeves

(70,188 posts) Fri Apr 17, 2026, 05:17 AM 17 hrs ago

White House bunker to include "Jesus-grade resurrection cave" donated by Peter Thiel, says Trump. [View all]

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White House bunker to include “Jesus-grade resurrection cave” donated by Peter Thiel, says Trump.
9:55 PM · Apr 16, 2026

White House bunker to include â€œJesus-grade resurrection caveâ€ donated by Peter Thiel, says Trump.
— NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) 2026-04-17T01:55:35.326Z

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White House bunker to include "Jesus-grade resurrection cave" donated by Peter Thiel, says Trump. [View all] mahatmakanejeeves 17 hrs ago OP

"Okay, JD, you can roll away the rock and let me out now. JD? JD?" nt Buns_of_Fire 16 hrs ago #1

Best line of the day, and it's only 7:06AM! TheRickles 15 hrs ago #3

Thank you! nt Buns_of_Fire 13 hrs ago #11

Brilliant! Build a new Resurrection Cave for when Jesus returns! no_hypocrisy 16 hrs ago #2

and thiel certified himself. Javaman 15 hrs ago #4

Jesus-grade??? lonely bird 14 hrs ago #5

Everything. twodogsbarking 14 hrs ago #7

Pitchbot comes through again... haele 14 hrs ago #6

Sounds like they're recreating the tunnels under Epstein island nt newdeal2 14 hrs ago #8

Geeez, don't give him any ideas. niyad 14 hrs ago #9

My guess is that they're digging escape tunnels Squaredeal 14 hrs ago #10

cave walls and floor hardened with fire and brimstone cynical_idealist 11 hrs ago #12