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Orrex

(67,375 posts) Fri May 15, 2026, 07:04 AM 17 hrs ago

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Humiliated to death on the international stage, though he didn't even realize it?

Crushed to death by a "nation in decline" that he didn't realize is his own doing?

Fatal colon rupture due to an impacted Fetterman?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex 17 hrs ago OP

🌞 Good morning! littlemissmartypants 17 hrs ago #1

Great point, Pants! SheltieLover 16 hrs ago #9

Satan is getting impatient, after all God gave Donald to him, and he wants him NOW! Joinfortmill 17 hrs ago #2

;-{) BIRD DRONE ATTACK Goonch 16 hrs ago #3

Yesterday. I really thought it would be yesterday. AllyCat 16 hrs ago #4

Alas, my botttle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 16 hrs ago #5

Soon... SheltieLover 16 hrs ago #8

We all share your dream... surfered 15 hrs ago #11

OK..That's the best "Keeper" ever, ever ! chouchou 15 hrs ago #13

would the third one take out both the orange blob AND Fetterman? Because that would be cool. LymphocyteLover 16 hrs ago #6

Fatal prolapsed rectum caused by removal of sycophants? SheltieLover 16 hrs ago #7

Attacked by red ants while golfing. Chewed his flesh down to the bone. He was bad to the bone. twodogsbarking 16 hrs ago #10

Not yet. My google news alerts have not sounded any alarms today. Perhaps tomorrow. QueerDuck 15 hrs ago #12

"Elegantly" laid to rest by Xi. 2MuchNoise 15 hrs ago #14

Xi garnished tRump's meal with some brainworm parasite larvae Blue Owl 15 hrs ago #15

Good one MustLoveBeagles 11 hrs ago #24

Humiliated to death when he found out even THIS guy was laughing at him... hlthe2b 14 hrs ago #16

Caught hantavirus from an unidentified cabinet member Blumancru 14 hrs ago #17

I feel guilty laughing at this one... Person of Interest 14 hrs ago #18

Too many winners today to pick one. Thank you everybody. And thanks to St Orrex for helping keep our spirits up. surfered 14 hrs ago #19

May St. Orrex of Perpetual Hope's dream cone true rfn! SheltieLover 6 hrs ago #26

No but malaise 14 hrs ago #20

This message was self-deleted by its author jfz9580m 13 hrs ago #21

Post removed Post removed 12 hrs ago #22

Sorry to say NO. Seems like bluestarone 11 hrs ago #23

trump looks like shit LetMyPeopleVote 6 hrs ago #25