What did Alex Jones say last night? I am really curious...

[Lone_Star_Dem]

63. I'll play!

Honestly, Jones doesn't even buy most of the crap he's selling. It's 90% shtick mixed in with 10% possibility equals 100% profit off the gullible.

Now, since you claim to have slow internet and can't watch the video; from Salon I give you Alex Jones' top five wack-a-doodle whoppers from last night.

1. Bloomberg, AP, Reuters, you name it — brag that they’re going to get our guns as well. They’ve taken everybody’s guns, but the Swiss and the American people and when they get our guns, they can have their world tyranny while the government buys 1.6 billion bullets, armored vehicles, tanks, helicopters, predator drones, armed now in U.S. skies, being used to arrest people in North Dakota.

2. The Second Amendment isn’t there for duck hunting. It’s there to protect us from tyrannical government and street thugs.

3. True, we have a higher gun violence level, but overall, muggings, stabbing, deaths — those men raped that woman to India to death with an iron rod four feet long. You can’t ban the iron rods. … I’m here to tell you, 1776 will commence again if you try to take our firearms! It doesn’t matter how many lemmings you get out there in the street begging for them to have their guns taken. We will not relinquish them. Do you understand?

4. You have hoards of people burning down cities and beating old women’s brains out out everyday. They arrest people in England if they defend themselves, that’s on record. My God, you have a total police state. Everybody is fleeing the country because — you’ve had to flee, bud. Yeah, you fled here. Why don’t you go back and face the charges for the hacking scandal?

5. Why did you get fired from the Daily Mirror for putting out fake stories? You’re a hatchet man of the New World Order. … You think you’re a tough guy? Have me back with a boxing ring and I’ll wear red, white, and blue, and you’ll wear your Jolly Roger.

More at link: http://www.salon.com/2013/01/08/alex_jones_brings_the_crazy_to_piers_morgan_show/

His own website is now claiming "armed mafia" are stalking him since the CNN interview. 'Cause you know he once again spilled the beans and set society on it's ear with his uber wise words and brilliant speaking style. By tomorrow I bet he'll be claiming he's being stalked by drones. No wait, weren't drones already stalking him a couple of months ago? Or were they stalking his dog, or mother, or dry cleaner...I can't keep it straight anymore.