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JaneyVee

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Fri Jan 11, 2013, 10:42 PM Jan 2013

WH Hilarious Official Response To Petition To Build Death Star [View all]

OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE RESPONSE TO
Secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a Death Star by 2016.


The Administration shares your desire for job creation and a strong national defense, but a Death Star isn't on the horizon. Here are a few reasons:

The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to cost more than $850,000,000,000,000,000. We're working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it.

The Administration does not support blowing up planets.

Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?

However, look carefully (here's how) and you'll notice something already floating in the sky -- that's no Moon, it's a Space Station! Yes, we already have a giant, football field-sized International Space Station in orbit around the Earth that's helping us learn how humans can live and thrive in space for long durations. The Space Station has six astronauts -- American, Russian, and Canadian -- living in it right now, conducting research, learning how to live and work in space over long periods of time, routinely welcoming visiting spacecraft and repairing onboard garbage mashers, etc. We've also got two robot science labs -- one wielding a laser -- roving around Mars, looking at whether life ever existed on the Red Planet.

Keep in mind, space is no longer just government-only. Private American companies, through NASA's Commercial Crew and Cargo Program Office (C3PO), are ferrying cargo -- and soon, crew -- to space for NASA, and are pursuing human missions to the Moon this decade.

Even though the United States doesn't have anything that can do the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs, we've got two spacecraft leaving the Solar System and we're building a probe that will fly to the exterior layers of the Sun. We are discovering hundreds of new planets in other star systems and building a much more powerful successor to the Hubble Space Telescope that will see back to the early days of the universe.

We don't have a Death Star, but we do have floating robot assistants on the Space Station, a President who knows his way around a light saber and advanced (marshmallow) cannon, and the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, which is supporting research on building Luke's arm, floating droids, and quadruped walkers.

We are living in the future! Enjoy it. Or better yet, help build it by pursuing a career in a science, technology, engineering or math-related field. The President has held the first-ever White House science fairs and Astronomy Night on the South Lawn because he knows these domains are critical to our country's future, and to ensuring the United States continues leading the world in doing big things.

If you do pursue a career in a science, technology, engineering or math-related field, the Force will be with us! Remember, the Death Star's power to destroy a planet, or even a whole star system, is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

Paul Shawcross is Chief of the Science and Space Branch at the White House Office of Management and Budget

See it HERE: https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/response/isnt-petition-response-youre-looking

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Brilliant. MrSlayer Jan 2013 #1
Now thats how ya deal with crazy. nt Snotcicles Jan 2013 #52
Well at least they've got a sense of humor WhoIsNumberNone Jan 2013 #2
LOVE IT!!! derby378 Jan 2013 #3
I find their lack of snark MynameisBlarney Jan 2013 #4
Somehow I had a mental image 2naSalit Jan 2013 #8
That man MynameisBlarney Jan 2013 #16
LOL As did I. n/t Beartracks Jan 2013 #23
Me too... pangaia Jan 2013 #58
I'm almost willing to bet that 2naSalit Jan 2013 #5
Well done! silverweb Jan 2013 #6
Somebody in the staff is a geek. nadinbrzezinski Jan 2013 #7
someone? BainsBane Jan 2013 #24
Ah...the Kessel Run. I never believed Han Solo made it in less than 12 parsecs. nt msanthrope Jan 2013 #9
Isn't parsec a measure of distance rather than time? Beartracks Jan 2013 #25
yup. But how many people caught it? lastlib Jan 2013 #30
Don't mindwalker_i Jan 2013 #31
I caught it RoccoR5955 Jan 2013 #33
Oh dear....your Trekkie self has been exposed! This is 'hyperdrive' not 'warp.' msanthrope Jan 2013 #48
Guilty as charged! Beartracks Jan 2013 #74
Don't think so--I'll bet it was deliberate satire of old-fashioned space opera n/t eridani Jan 2013 #54
There was an official explanation of it before NewJeffCT Jan 2013 #55
It was a Maw... BklnDem75 Jan 2013 #60
I knew somebody would correct me NewJeffCT Jan 2013 #68
Yeah, that's like what I had in mind. :) Beartracks Jan 2013 #73
Yes, but the Kessel Run is traveling around a bunch of black holes jeff47 Jan 2013 #71
Love it! Bjornsdotter Jan 2013 #10
... Nuclear Unicorn Jan 2013 #11
Glad to see folks having genuine enjoyment of their work. TheKentuckian Jan 2013 #12
Paul Showcroft: great value to OMB. Knows his science and sci-fi culture & has sense of humor! northoftheborder Jan 2013 #13
This needs to go to front page. northoftheborder Jan 2013 #14
+1 NutmegYankee Jan 2013 #15
k&r... spanone Jan 2013 #17
These aren't the answers we were looking for neverforget Jan 2013 #18
Don't let the NRA see it, or they'll all want one O: pam4water Jan 2013 #19
aw jeez- you cut off the best line! the title of the thing- mopinko Jan 2013 #20
"NASA's Commercial Crew and Cargo Program Office (C3PO)" FailureToCommunicate Jan 2013 #21
That is all kinds of hilarious! Spazito Jan 2013 #22
I'm glad to see that Darth Cheney's dream didn't come true. Elections mean something! freshwest Jan 2013 #26
haha DanielW Jan 2013 #27
Welcome to DU, DanielW! calimary Jan 2013 #43
Man, I give huge credit to Paul Shawcross and the White House for this NBachers Jan 2013 #28
Absolutely brilliant! I could not recommend this arthritisR_US Jan 2013 #29
That's priceless, BUT RoccoR5955 Jan 2013 #32
"The Administration does not support blowing up planets." iandhr Jan 2013 #34
It's a good thing we didn't put all those government contractors in danger. n/t ellisonz Jan 2013 #35
sign me up for a AT-AT right now! pasto76 Jan 2013 #36
K&R nt abelenkpe Jan 2013 #37
"Death Star's power to destroy a planet ... is insignificant next to the power of the Force" Coyotl Jan 2013 #38
And watch the fundamentalists and tea partiers reply amb123 Jan 2013 #65
Look -- up in the sky! It's a space station! Hekate Jan 2013 #39
It's Obama's ray machine brainwashing everyone into giving up their guns lunatica Jan 2013 #69
Yeah, that's pretty awesome. Eom Heimer Jan 2013 #40
Welcome to DU, Heimer! calimary Jan 2013 #44
Thanks! Heimer Jan 2013 #56
I would have said we can't because it agentS Jan 2013 #41
We don't support blowing up planets davidpdx Jan 2013 #42
We've already had the great "moon bombing" debate on DU.... msanthrope Jan 2013 #50
and we're building a probe that will fly to the exterior layers of the Sun.... reACTIONary Jan 2013 #45
"Mankind has always dreamed of destroying the sun!" LongTomH Jan 2013 #70
absolutely fucking awesome backwoodsbob Jan 2013 #46
My fave: we don't have a deathstar but we do have a President who knows his way around a light saber okaawhatever Jan 2013 #47
Finally, someone who understands shenmue Jan 2013 #49
I think I'm in love... Shrike47 Jan 2013 #51
Can't we just mint a platinum coin to pay for it all in one go? tclambert Jan 2013 #53
K&R & Thanks for sharing! Turborama Jan 2013 #57
Well, we COULD use an Alderson Drive. pangaia Jan 2013 #59
I love that this administration somehow manages to retain a sense of humor. koskiea Jan 2013 #61
I'm all for this. The cost really wouldn't be that prohibited and it could save lives. BlueJazz Jan 2013 #62
This gives me hope that our government is not subverted and controlled by the Sith. backscatter712 Jan 2013 #63
re:WH Hilarious Official Response To Petition To Build Death Star allan01 Jan 2013 #64
Too funny! A Little Weird Jan 2013 #66
That we do. Government is "By, Of and For We The People", Volaris Jan 2013 #67
Darth Cheney: "Obama doesn't believe in Earth exeptionalism!" muntrv Jan 2013 #72
Arghhh... Relative is posting on FB that this shows Obama is soft on jobs. Thor_MN Jan 2013 #75
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